*grabs a bat and helps ward them off with you*

- offers her a tazer- owo this tends to work ;D

XD they're worse than zombies

All the single crazyies?

Glad that's not happeding to me!

Single happy and lesbian!

Sorry xD get a pretend mate to protect you from the creepers lol a alt account or somethin...

you need something better than a bat.

Someone call for a Guard Dragon? =3

Approach from behind for maximum penetration!

Disappear and pretend to be a guy. You'll still get macked on, but the stench of desperation will be cut by at -least- half.

Um... wouldn't that just mean she'd get approached by gay/bisexual men?

Yeah. More guys to go around, though. The come-ons generally aren't as frequent and don't carry that air of creepy desperation quite as often.

Oh. I see. It's like mimicking in nature. Since there are more guys in the fandom in general, there are more "targets" for gays and bisexuals to hit on. Meanwhile, there aren't that many women, they get the concentrated mass of bisexuals and straights gunning for them. And that's before gettin' into lesbians.

It'd probably still backfire though. =P All you have to do is show up at one con and someone puts two and two together...

Hahahahaha! Fantastic!

Gimme that bat

not a bad thing foxy *adds some nails to that bat*

Heh, getting a distinct Romero Zombie vibe here. XD

LOL THE ZOMBIE SUITORS

Does Foxy need help from werewildewolfbeeste momma? (I need a catchier title...)

LOL BEEN THERE DONE THAT

i can relate

The last panel makes me think of The House of the Flirts 2 which will eventually spawn The Typing of the Flirts. We shall all wear Sega Dreamcasts on our backs!

There are many, many reasons for which I am happy to be married to my wonderful husband.

You just presented me with a new one!

Stun gun+ Baseball bat= Stun-bat. Bull tazer+ mean left hook= Protection

Would you like to borrow a flamethrower?

dating is a funny thing in the furry community, for me though its like a uphill struggle trying to find someone.

I've got a semi-truck that makes a good weapon/getaway vehicle if the crowds get to be too much foxy :P

Yep, I've had people like this. Or replace the second panel with "But you said I could draw you, you MUST be interested!" Creepy nutters. My fantasy life has very little if anything to do with my real life.

it's cool, I got a girlfriend already ^^ if you need a bodyguard though... *summons my sword* I can help~

*Hands you a Claymore sword, a frag, and a Kanabo* I find this equipment tends to work well.

think you need a bigger bat

Good GOD!

I can say I'd NEVER be that forward, or crude to a woman... any woman.

This is worse then a zombie invasion!

The downside of popularity.

I have a few female artist friends and hooooboy do I know the feeling, some people are just insane when they learn it's a female artist.
People need to learn manners :-I

I could give it a try ?

you need a tesla rod to ward them off.

The bat is lacking in the rusty nail department!

Next time use the clue-by-four with the rusty nails in it !!!

I sorta feel sorry for the dude in the first panel. At least he asked nicely and shylike.

and i nicely turned him down which i would do if i wasnt interested. (fun fact theres apparently no "REAL" nice way to tell someone your not interested)

Can't belive people like that... It must be a little exaggeration... But on the second thought, it is funnier.

Theres a bit of exaggeration for the most part but for every exaggeration there are a few people in this community who have lived up to and surpassed this and not just furries. I was once on a dating site, my VERY FIRST CONVERSATION with a guy who was using his clout as a writer for hollywood animated movies as a way to get his foot in the door and not 20 minutes into the conversation the talk turns to how important sex is for him in a relationship... IVE....JUST.... MET.... THIS..... GUY i havent even met him in person yet and hes telling me how important it is for him to get his jollies off before hes sure about a girl.

(i dont judge people who do have sex regularly or even on the first date, but to EXPECT IT and look DOWN on me for not doing it was disrespectful of him especially after i professed my inhibitions about such things that he kept on trying to change my mind, and we hadnt even met up or anything.... uuggghh people)


Im a virgin and i want to wait untill i get married not for religious purposes but for personal reasons that are much more involved than im sure you want to hear.

Okay, but please don't kill me ^^

I suggest to be the better one. Look, you are a famous artist, you must have the ability to ignore these fools! Delete a letter doesn't take so much time.
( ... you weren't supposed to reply my comment either, but thank you ^^ )

oh no your fine and trust me i dont see myself as famous but thank you for saying so im flattered ^_^

you can borrow my dad's machete. Just bring it back clean for both our sakes ok?

thanks a lil bit of blood got stuck in the handle i couldnt get out you might want to look at that.

No that was there to begin with. Dad got hungry and there was a goat

Hahaha, I know there are some real creapers out there...

I'm the same way lol.

~Z~

I have wants... and needs but, I'm not that desperate. Geez people, leave Fox alone. F**KIN' WEIRDO'S!! XD

Is that a pillow your holding? :) Man i love the expressions in all your panels.

my tail actually i actually do that with the tail i have as a defense mechanisim at cons sadly its not long or poofy enough for such

If your looking for a longer, fluffier tail, you might want to check out --> http://lilleahwest.deviantart.com/ She's got come pretty impressive tails.

lol, last frame looks like a zombie fight scene... love zombies that is XD

Dammit... I'm the opposite. Why aren't more girls like that. X..x

I must admit this made me chuckle. Quite a bit. Third panel... is that pepper spray...?





Or a hand grenade? XD