I will personally write you a page-long poem about the subject of your choice. I assure you that there will be no spelling errors, and if there are it will be merely out of style rather than me just being so stupid The poem may be offensive and totally not worth the time or money you gave to me, but you will be able to take credit for the poem and use it for anything you want. I don't mind. pls buy poem, yes? I even write cat poems sometimes.
USD 1.00
1000 slots
Friendship
Having a hard time making friends? Well then this offer is for you! For this commission, you will receive an hour to chat with me one-on-one via kik or telegram with no additional cost for my username on those platforms. I will offer you life advice and other tips about various things going on. I will be your best friend for the amount of time that you buy. We'll get to know each other and bond just like real friends do. The best part is we can discuss whatever you want! I charge a dollar an hour.
USD 1.00 - 10.00
10 slots
Stick Figure/Really Rough Sketch
I will attempt to draw your sona. I'm not going to sugarcoat it, it'll look pretty bad. Please buy it though. Traditional or digital. I need money.
USD 0.50 - 5.00
10000000 slots
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