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SFW: ShortA short (500-1000 words) SFW* story, on any topic you like. Can be a character sketch, action, romance, whatever you like.
*Sex scenes fade to black, violence is okay as long as it's not splatterpunk, PG-13 to R basically. |
- USD 9.99
- 4 slots
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SFW: Long A longer (1000+ word) SFW story, on any topic you like. Worldbuilding, characterization, romance, action, angst, hurt/comfort... the possibilities are endless.
My base rate for SFW commissions is $10 per 1000 words. In practice, the price depends on length, with longer stuff being more expensive because I have to do more outlining and editing. If you want 10,000+ words, ask me for an estimate. |
- USD 14.99 - 99.99
- 2 slots
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Character Adopt!Got a cool design, but don't know what to do with it? I can help you flesh out a character and make them as cool as you want them to be. I'll help you create a detailed backstory, history, and identity for your character, and help you come up with some mannerisms and quirks to make them unique. The character, and everything related to them, will be yours to keep, just like a 'regular' adopt.
$9.99 is for one character. If you have a second character that's closely connected to them- say, they have a second personality or an animal companion- I can do both of them for $14.99 |
- USD 9.99 - 14.99
- 2 slots
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NSFW: SceneA single NSFW (R-X+-rated) scene (500-1000 words), with 1-2 characters.
WHAT I CAN DEFINITELY WRITE:
- Any gender, any sex, any orientation. Gay, straight, bi, any kind of trans, herm, you name it I've got it.
- TF/TG. I specialize in FTM TG, but I can write MTF too.
- Exhibitionism
- Light-to-medium bondage
- D/S, Master/servant, mistress/servant, master/maid, etc.
- Ambiguous consent involving mind control, sex pollen, pheromones, intoxication, etc.
- Furries, demons, most xeno, most monsters, vampires, **sentient** ferals
- Cross-dressing, feminization and masculinization with varying levels of consent
- Latex.
- Hyper-sized genitalia.
- Giants/minigirl/miniguy.
ASK ME FIRST:
- Vore. This is a kink I don't 'get', so you'll have to describe what you want in some detail. It's not my specialty.
- Inflation/muscle. Ditto.
- S&M more gory than "a few cuts and bruises". I can write gore, but again- not my specialty, and if it's too much for me or nonconsensual I will probably turn it down.
- Incest, ditto. General rule of thumb, if it's consensual, it's fine, but ask first.
- Dubious consent NOT involving altered mental states- I'm okay with some messed-up stuff, blackmail and so on, but I'd like to know the specifics of what you want before making promises.
- Sexism, homophobia, and transphobia. I know I play with this stuff a lot in my writing - TG stuff lends itself well to talking about it, and sometimes gender-based humiliation can be fucking hot. But I have Limits ™, and if you're not sure if I'd be okay with it, ask me first.
NOPE, NOPE NOPE:
- I can't write lewd fiction for anyone under the age of 18. And yes,
this includes 'nonsexual' fic that's mostly focused on transformation. If you're commissioning me, a porn writer, for something that looks, walks, and quacks like porn... well, sorry, I can't do that. In the place where I live, it's illegal for adults to give porn to minors. And on top of that, I think it's morally wrong.
If you're under 18 and want to commission me, either commission something SFW or wait til you're older. Sorry.
I also really, really, really can't write breast-related kink. No lactation, no boob vore, no extreme macro boobs. I'm happy to write MTF, but I'm a trans man and titty kink makes me dysphoric.
- Impregnation that isn't eggs. If you want lots of "I WILL MAKE YOU A BABY" dirty talk, I'm not your guy.
- Babyfurs, underage, emotional or physical child abuse.
- Snuff.
- Rape/noncon. This includes ferals that can't talk. Sentient interspecies sex is- pardon the pun- a whole different animal from bestiality.
- Hardcore watersports/scat/diaperfurs. Butts are nice, I don't want to think about what's coming out of them.
- Racism, like, ever. I'm not going to write Nazi smut, Confederate smut, race kink stuff in general. I can't handle it with the degree of sensitivity it needs in *serious* writing, I'm not even going to try to in porn.
- People getting vored through holes that you can't fit two fingers into. Put it this way, I just saw the phrase 'nasal vore' and let's just say YKINMK.
[UPDATED 10/8/17. I originally wrote these commission guidelines to be as inclusive as possible, because, let's be honest, I like money. But when I thought about it, there are some things I said I could write that I just can't morally justify, and some things I didn't specify because I just didn't think they were a Thing. (But they are totally a thing, because the internet is an amazing and slightly terrifying place.) So I updated to reflect these changes.
Thanks for your patience, y'all are lovely people.]
[UPDATED 1/3/18; I didn't realise that people under the age of 18 would be able to commission lewds, and now that I know it's possible, I've changed things accordingly.]
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- USD 25.00
- 2 slots
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NSFW: Additional sceneI will add another 500-1000-word scene to your NSFW story. Same rules as above apply! |
- add USD 14.99
- 0 slots
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NSFW: LongI will write a long NSFW story with more than 3 scenes AND/OR more than 2 characters.
The base fee is for 4 scenes with 1-2 characters, OR 2 scenes with 3 or more characters (since each character adds more complexity to the story- oh no where are their hands what do, that kind of thing). This comm fee covers anything up to 20 scenes/10,000 words- if you want something longer than that, I'll give you a custom quote.
All the 'normal' rules for my NSFW comms apply- see above for details.
Ask me for an exact quote before purchasing- shorter fics are closer to the $74.99 end, longer fics will be spendier.
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- USD 74.99 - 299.99
- 1 slots
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