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I'll write you a story!I am a writer, well versed in narrative and alliteration. If you want your characters written in as heroes or villains, I can do this.
GOOD AT WRITING:
Fantasy and science fiction.
Horror.
Drama, with dialogue.
Romance!
Comedy! (ask - this is the hardest to write)
The price below is for a standard story, per page - a genre or two, with some solid writing prompts. The price increases if I have to do detailed research. I don't have a problem writing it, but the price does go up a bit depending on how much additional research I'm going to have to do.
Adult content is welcome (for the most part - the author reserves the right to refuse for any reason, but he's willing to work with people), but it will add a flat $5 to the top of any commission.
A "page" is one inch margins all across, single space lines, double space paragraphs, 11 point, Times New Roman, so a page is about 250 words, give or take.
The client will have one (1) chance at a revision, discussed within a week of said story. After that, it's considered the final draft. The author reserves the right to use said work as portfolio or example pieces, unless a different agreement is made at the time of payment.
Payment will be a non-refundable 50% of the agreed-upon fee up front, and the other 50% when completed. Price will be negotiated after the story is agreed upon. Should the client wish to cancel an order before the draft is completed, they will need to contact the author as soon as possible. Once the draft is sent, the 50% is considered payment rendered. The author will consider barters or trades - just ask!
The author has the right to exceed word count by 10%, but must reach the word count agreed upon. |
- USD 5.00
- 2 slots
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Tarot reading!I have done tarot nearly two decades, and I'm digging out my old cards for my furry friends!
The price below offers a full, ten card spread, for one question. This is the way I work:
1. you contact me with a little bit of background and a question that you'd like some insight into.
2. I verify the question and the rates, and make sure we're asking the right question.
3. we agree on terms, including delivery date, and payment is arranged.
4. I use my cards and try to get you an answer.
5. You get a detailed description of the feelings from each card, what it could refer to and a synopsis of how the cards all laid out in terms of a general path.
This price includes one follow-up session where you can ask further questions on my thoughts on interpretation of the spread.
NOTES
Fortunetelling isn't a surefire thing. I'm not going to say "this is for entertainment purposes" unless it's required by law (so if it is, uh, this is for entertainment purposes), but it is by no means a hard science. The very act of peeking in on the future is going to change the future a bit. This isn't a map so much as a glance down the road to see what's down the road. It could very well be a different place when you get there, but the gods are pretty good for telling you if you're about to fall on your face or if there's things you need to see.
like I said - no guarantees, and I can very well tell you things that you don't want to hear. I apologize for any hurt, but the cards say what they want to say.
Once I have delivered the spread, the payment is nonrefundable.
I'll post a sample tarot reading here eventually. I can provide an example upon request!
Thank you for your time! |
- USD 10.00
- 5 slots
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