Iguana history teacher but would rather be teaching art. Hopeless flirt, shameless gossip, and has a lousy work ethic. Her best friends are fellow teacher Virginia Bubo and guidance counselor Frances Cumberland. Evaline isn't very reliable in most regards but she keeps extra clothes at school because her good friend Ms Bubo leads a life full of embarrassing mishaps.

She would really love it if some hot guys would just bone her down but often finds herself frustrated in her pursuit of pound town.