I might as well jump on the meme bandwagon.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Josh
Asshat (Don’t ask)
Faust (Or Sgt Faust. See Below)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
Faust (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare)
Sgt Faust (Call of Duty: World at War)
Banana Man (Old Name)

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES (Of the last day)
Can’t remember
Can’t remember
Can’t remember

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My beard
My dick (never leave home without it!)
My ability to do impressions

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My temper
The voices in my head (just kidding...or am I?)
My body (somedays, it just doesn’t feel like it’s mine)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
French
Italian
Irish

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
Death
Bondage (See my 1st Journal)
Dying without someone loving me

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Slippers (Nice & toasty)
Pants
Shirt

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Mp3 Player
Food
Sanity

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
Wallet
Watch
Cellphone

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS:
Rammstein (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLGLawn2F9M)
Eisbrecher (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGWFTcTRoLE)
Suicide Commando (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRTh.....eature=related)

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
Watching Anime
Kill Zombies
Watching Uncle Yo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CuWfa2NJ9w)

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT PRESENT (See Link Above):
Rammstein - Pussy
Eisbrecher - This is Deutsch
Suicide Commando - Hellraiser (VNV Nation Remix)

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
Mau Taiaha (Maori Martial Arts)
Airsoft
Dating (Again)

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
Dating my 1st girlfriend (Might get into details in another journal)
Not getting back into college (Got a job instead)
Not punching any of my childhood bullies

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Honesty
Good Looks
Some knowledge on sex

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
Not sure
Not sure
Not sure

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (Guess which one is the lie):
Had thoughts of suicide
I’m socially clueless
Never got into a fight

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE SAME SEX (Not gay, just things I notice):
Height
Hair Color
Smile

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE SAME SEX:
Knowing when to be sensitive
Knowing when to be strong
Knowing when to be there for people

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
Kill something (Not sure on this, actually)
Fight (Once again, not sure on this)
Keep a straight face

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
Old PC Games
High School (Hated it, but there was something about it)
MTV (The badass version, not the lameass version we have now)

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
Taiaha (Maori weapon)
A Kiss (From a girl that likes me)
A Hug (From a girl that likes me)

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
Mother
Myself
Outside World

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
Watching anime (This one’s a biggie)
Dog Walking
Gaming

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Date
Drive
Drink (After I drove)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
Acting
Comedian
Wrestler (dream career)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
Hell (Heard it’s warm this time of year)
Italy
Japan

THREE ANIME CHARACTERS:
Chi (Chobits)
Miharu (Girls Bravo)
Yoko (Gurren Laggan)

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
Caleb
Faust (Just love the sound of it)
Bubba (Don’t ask)

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
Layla
Chi
Laurie (My mother’s name)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Find a new girfriend
Head a anti-yaoi panel at an anime convention
Create the perfect zombie survival kit