Because some jack-horse decided we had to age. I don't know what he was thinking, either.

I wish I'd known/remembered you were having a burp-day sooner, I would have prepared something for the occasion; now I know I won't have time, nor do I have a positive clue as to what I'd write. 'XD However, I hope your birthday turns out to be a good one, and you get a few good presents.

Sincerely,
The Cheshire Cat's Master

What an asshat that guy was.

Thanks, homie. Appreciate it and hope you have a happy post-NewOasis Day. Or Thanksgiving as some squares call it.

Thanks!

Dunno man. Whoever decided that we have to age is one cruel mofo.

Reminds me of when my sister told me that I'd be in my mid twenties next year. Yikes.

But anyways, hope you have a banging birthday dude! Might have something to give ya as well!

He's the same guy who invented rope. And we all know what kinda guy that was. https://youtu.be/-sP4xgL0R4Q?t=14

Yeah the twenties is wild, fam. Enjoy 'em when you got 'em.

Thanks! I appreciate the sentiment and anything you may decide to make regardless.

Hope you have a good one!

Thanks! I hope so too.

congrats, and welcome to the club .
so, your birthday is tomorrow? e.e

Thanks, fam! I feel my bones creaking already.

Yep! The big two nine tomorrow. Shit is wild.