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3 years ago
Personal Pet Peeves List:
- Having to do lovey-dovey stuff. Here's the thing, I can't describe what is essentially nothing but lovey-dovey hugging for several hours, I can do only so much of it without feeling violently ill. If the only thing there is to your character is that you just want to hug and snuggle and don't do anything else but be an overly-affectionate and needy creature with nothing else to them, then screw that, I'm going to suggest you actually develop your character further. Overly-affectionate, squishy and needy? Uh we already have someone of that type, he's called James Corden. Besides, characters like Dum from Sheep N Wolves and Dolph from 100% Wolf are just himbos in animal form.
- When it focuses on just one character, that's the other person's character and not on me, yeah it's great you came on my show to be part of the adventure but could you not be a screen hog, it's MY show and not yours. Get your own show.
- Having the protagonist in RPs sometimes being a child even if that's not their actual age, I have nothing against actual child characters, it's just I get bored of doing the same old 'child character meets a monster character and asks said monster character to be his/her parent despite only knowing them for a few hours' plot over and over and it's so boring and tedious, that and I avoid doing characters who are younger than teenage or adult age because I don't want to be accused of pedophilia if the person puts said characters in these situations.
- Simping over non-morphic animal characters. Guys...Norm of the North is a terrible choice of a character to simp over, he's a non-morphic animal that can talk to humans for some reason and he is a walking butt joke, and I am sick of that type of character in animated movies. It's like yeah we get it, you have a nice thicc ass, but is that all you have in terms of character traits? Lame. *singing* Because they've got a big ass, the kids think they're a gas, they don't have any style or class, because he's a bear, he doesn't have to think, he can eat a lot of food and hibernate for weeks, why should he worry about having character depth because the butt is all the depth he has. Because he's a bear, yeah yeah yeah, because he's a bear, yeah yeah yeah.
- Having to be the same species forcibly by the monster or creature that turned me. I'm okay with it sometimes. but come on...IF I have to be a certain species based on the very thing I interacted with because that's the rule, that's stupid. Oh okay fine, i'll be a freaking gooey bear-thing but I won't like it.
- Bear transformations. Look I don't mind bears as a tf subject but I don't like being a bear especially since there is nothing to being a bear apart from eating and sleeping, I mean isn't that what some humans do anyway? You might as well chosen a sloth or koala if that is the case.
- Being paired up with non-morphic animal characters. My character has been in odd relationships with the following characters: Simba (The Lion King), Gloria, Tug, Sulley, and Baloo among others and apart from Sulley they're all non-morphic animals. Look, can't the non-morphic animal characters be anthro? I mean yeah the Simba, Tug, Baloo and Sulley oens were all part of the same universe scenario which is mostly Disney 'furry' characters but come on, even that is stretching it. The only anthro animal characters were the Robin Hood cast and the rest are non-morphic animals and Sulley's not even an animal, he's a monster, he shouldn't be there. Also how are non-morphic animal characters 'furry' characters? Furry means anthro, NOT talking animal. My reactions are as follows..Queen Ellinor (bitch, you rude to me because I dislike bear transformations, I find being a bear to be boring, so what that's my opinion. Besides, you shouldn't be able to talk. I saw the movie you're in, you got turned into a non-morphic bear who can't speak but keeps their human mind. Also you're the one who abducted me), Sulley (I love you but really, did you have to be incestuous like that? I like John Goodman as he is, not as a big blue monster), Tug (while you're still a bear, you're still moderately better than Ellinor, but how come you and the other Brother Bear animals can talk? I can understand Kenai still being able to speak but how come you guys can do it? Were you formerly human too?), Raksha and Rama (okay, you're wolves and you're my surrogates parents so you get a pass), Simba (dude, you're married to Nala. You're a non-morphic lion and I don't want to get accused of zoophilia. Also hey, there's a reason that the incestuous nature of IRL lions aren't mentioned in the movie you're from, because then the movie would have to be rated R), Louis the Alligator (in my headcanon you're a human turned aligator since that is how you were originally mean to be, so you get a pass and also you didn't try to bang me), Baloo (sorry, but i'd only consider being attracted to you if you were your Talespin self, also eeeew...at least you could have given me a chance to adjust to being your gooey bear son before introducing me to this she-bear who was crushing on me and wanted to marry me. I already have love interests, I don't need her. Besides, I don't want to be a bear for all eternity, that's boring). And then there's the Gloria one, I still think banging Gloria would be awkward because A: Gloria has a boyfriend and that's Melman. B: Non-morphic talking hippo. C: She's voiced by Jada Pinkett Smith, who is married to Will Smth aka the man who tried to replace Robin Williams as the Genie and I don't want Robin to be angry at me. And also...eeeew, yeah i'm not attacted to her or her ass, that's all there is to characters like her, it's all about the body and the ass.
- Questionable attractions to questionable characters. Homestuck characters, really? Homestuck characters are designed badly on purpose, what possibly could you ever find attractive in some of these characters.
- Romanticizing object transformations. There's nothng nice about being turned into an object, no matter how many pleasant sounding descriptive words you use.
- Werewolf designs that are just non-morphic talking wolves. I expect my werewolves to be more humanoid, I don't ask for tails or anything, it's just I find ones like the 100% Wolf werewolves to be just too toyetic as in 'marketable plushie' material, that's why I don't like that movie. Wasted potential.
- A-Logging sites. Yes I know i'm a weird shithead, you don't need to dedicate a whole thread to it. Yes I know I have odd tastes, but then again so do you if you like this kind of site.
- Hypocrites. You want me to leave you alone, fine, but don't say 'oh if you have a beef with me you should talk to me about it in notes and not use your OCs to vent out your problems' because that's just asking to get your ass handed to you by me. I rarely ever do hate journals for that reason. Look if I want to use my OCs for something I will, you tell me to leave you alone, I will,, but DON'T go around making a petty hatejournal about how much you think i'm a creep and a coward bla bla bla the usual shit that journals of this nature are like. Look, if I want to apologize to my friend who I treated horribly I would have done anything to go back and apologize to her and tell her that it was all my fault and that I overreacted, I know i'm a douche I don't need to be reminded of it.
- 'Little one' crap. Yeah i'm sorry but I don't like it when a monster in any RP refers to a human as a 'little one', i'd understand it if it was a child character or even a baby character, but not an adult character or teenager. I don't care if you're a freaking dragoness who is a living jello bean-bag in terms of squishiness, call me 'little one' and you'll find that you'll be added to my enemies's list and no time flat.
- Forced love in an RP. Hey, Little Miss Love-Wolf, you might not know this..but not everony wants to be brainwashed by you into being your lover yet alone being converted into being like you, you cannot make someone love you if they don't love you back. Clearly they hate you. I would pretty much hate to be forcibly brainwashed into being a goopy-love-animal even though I made them, okay i'm not the only one who came up with the idea but still.
- 'The transformation only hurts if you fight it, accept it'...i'm sorry, but from all my experiences the transformations are always painful or scary or drawn out in that way, at least the first time, you cannot tell the transfoming victim that they should 'accept' being transformed and not resist because resistance makes it worse. If a character is turning into a monster, I don't think i'd be too happy about it, I mean i'd be freaking out if I saw what was happening to me. Yes I used that 'resistance = pain' thing with my Walken RPs sometimes but that's just part of the conditioning process, my character had to be conditioned to accept he is what he is. It took a lot of training and conditioning for my Walken inspired vamp persona to become the lord of darkness and cowbell obsessed maniac he is today and that's what he teaches to his subject. Same with my character becoming Dan/The Were-Aykroyd, the Were-Aykroyd trained and conditioned himself into accepting what he is.
- Incorrect typing pairing in Pokemon RPs. For pete's sake, you can't pair a Krookodile up with a Gardevoir, they're two opposite types. Krookodile is half Dark type and Gardevoir is half Fairy type, meanwhile the fairy half could kick Krookodile's ass. Also don't incorrectly assume so because of egg groups, like in what universe would a pairing like that even make sense? Krookodile is in the MONSTER egg group and Gardevoir is in the HUMAN shaped egg group. Get it right. Ponyta and Mareep at least makes sense egg group-wise since they're both in the field egg groups.
- Yaoi except if it involves a character who is actually gay. Yaoi doesn't make sense if the character is made i
- Overly whiny fanboys. Let's just say I had a bad experience with a fanboy of Fire Emblem ,basically this fanboy claimed that he understood/respected my opinion only to berate me to his friend which I thought was stupid, because look I have a reason for not liking Fire Emblem apart from how depressing it is that you can't come back to life when you die, it's just I don't like the art style since the male characters look even more feminine than the women and I dislike how the kitsune character Kaden looks more like a Kemonomini pretty boy you'd see on a body pillow. Also my reason for not liking Skyrim is simple, too many glitches and you have to do tedious tasks all the time..even when you're a werecreature. And then there's the whole Changed fanboy problem, i'm sorry but just because one of my characters killed off Puro in a review doesn't mean you can make death threats against me, I find Changed to beo overrated and too creepy for my own liking, Avianine is an artist I like but it's the whole Changed comic she did that made me sort of lose interest in her work, especially once it got to pages 40-46. Yeah, i'm sorry but Puro is overrated. Granted I am glad he improved as a character in the extended edition but I still don't think Changed is all that great, just don't send petty death threats because I dislike that game.
- Weight gain scenarios where it's just a skinny character becoming a slovenly version of themselves, if it's a transformation into a character or species that is naturally that size I'll accept it, if it is MILF/Aunt/DILF related yes.
- Being blocked by people, yes I admit I can be a dickhead to some people but come on, if you block me for no reason other than that screw you. Look I don't like having to vilify people I respect/admire and that includes artists I like.
- Being blocked by my own friends. Losing my friends is one thing but when someone I consider my friend does the block treatment to me it makes me think they either hate me or don't want to see me anymore. Even if we never had any fights or disagreements. Look, there's a reason I took down what I wrote about my former friend, it's because I knew that deep down it was wrong to vilify her for leaving me, I respected her decision, she did say she might come back but she didn't tell me if she would, as far as I know everything I did featuring her or her character is gone apart from the Tim Burton stuff which I kept up, I do plan on doing more Hessian stories soon since the Hessian is a character I always come back to, I did so because she asked me to even though I find it questionable that she told me on Tumblr that her name wasn't even her real name (even though it was just her character's name, who is also herself? Yeah, I question this logic but still). I'm sorry but I have to question my own friends if they block me. I don't want to have to vilify them, it hurts me to vilify people I genuinely respected and liked.
- Incorrect moves in a Pokemon RP. Okay I can totally buy Obstagoon using Lick because it's a move it can learn but a non-Psychic type using Hypnosis? Come on. Machoke is a Fighting tpye, how can a Fighting type learn a move that belongs to a type that he's weak against? Also seriously? Lucario's a 'Psychic' type just because of its aura detection ability? Wrong. Lucario will NEVER be a Psychic type. At least get the type right.
- Having to do lovey-dovey stuff. Here's the thing, I can't describe what is essentially nothing but lovey-dovey hugging for several hours, I can do only so much of it without feeling violently ill. If the only thing there is to your character is that you just want to hug and snuggle and don't do anything else but be an overly-affectionate and needy creature with nothing else to them, then screw that, I'm going to suggest you actually develop your character further. Overly-affectionate, squishy and needy? Uh we already have someone of that type, he's called James Corden. Besides, characters like Dum from Sheep N Wolves and Dolph from 100% Wolf are just himbos in animal form.
- When it focuses on just one character, that's the other person's character and not on me, yeah it's great you came on my show to be part of the adventure but could you not be a screen hog, it's MY show and not yours. Get your own show.
- Having the protagonist in RPs sometimes being a child even if that's not their actual age, I have nothing against actual child characters, it's just I get bored of doing the same old 'child character meets a monster character and asks said monster character to be his/her parent despite only knowing them for a few hours' plot over and over and it's so boring and tedious, that and I avoid doing characters who are younger than teenage or adult age because I don't want to be accused of pedophilia if the person puts said characters in these situations.
- Simping over non-morphic animal characters. Guys...Norm of the North is a terrible choice of a character to simp over, he's a non-morphic animal that can talk to humans for some reason and he is a walking butt joke, and I am sick of that type of character in animated movies. It's like yeah we get it, you have a nice thicc ass, but is that all you have in terms of character traits? Lame. *singing* Because they've got a big ass, the kids think they're a gas, they don't have any style or class, because he's a bear, he doesn't have to think, he can eat a lot of food and hibernate for weeks, why should he worry about having character depth because the butt is all the depth he has. Because he's a bear, yeah yeah yeah, because he's a bear, yeah yeah yeah.
- Having to be the same species forcibly by the monster or creature that turned me. I'm okay with it sometimes. but come on...IF I have to be a certain species based on the very thing I interacted with because that's the rule, that's stupid. Oh okay fine, i'll be a freaking gooey bear-thing but I won't like it.
- Bear transformations. Look I don't mind bears as a tf subject but I don't like being a bear especially since there is nothing to being a bear apart from eating and sleeping, I mean isn't that what some humans do anyway? You might as well chosen a sloth or koala if that is the case.
- Being paired up with non-morphic animal characters. My character has been in odd relationships with the following characters: Simba (The Lion King), Gloria, Tug, Sulley, and Baloo among others and apart from Sulley they're all non-morphic animals. Look, can't the non-morphic animal characters be anthro? I mean yeah the Simba, Tug, Baloo and Sulley oens were all part of the same universe scenario which is mostly Disney 'furry' characters but come on, even that is stretching it. The only anthro animal characters were the Robin Hood cast and the rest are non-morphic animals and Sulley's not even an animal, he's a monster, he shouldn't be there. Also how are non-morphic animal characters 'furry' characters? Furry means anthro, NOT talking animal. My reactions are as follows..Queen Ellinor (bitch, you rude to me because I dislike bear transformations, I find being a bear to be boring, so what that's my opinion. Besides, you shouldn't be able to talk. I saw the movie you're in, you got turned into a non-morphic bear who can't speak but keeps their human mind. Also you're the one who abducted me), Sulley (I love you but really, did you have to be incestuous like that? I like John Goodman as he is, not as a big blue monster), Tug (while you're still a bear, you're still moderately better than Ellinor, but how come you and the other Brother Bear animals can talk? I can understand Kenai still being able to speak but how come you guys can do it? Were you formerly human too?), Raksha and Rama (okay, you're wolves and you're my surrogates parents so you get a pass), Simba (dude, you're married to Nala. You're a non-morphic lion and I don't want to get accused of zoophilia. Also hey, there's a reason that the incestuous nature of IRL lions aren't mentioned in the movie you're from, because then the movie would have to be rated R), Louis the Alligator (in my headcanon you're a human turned aligator since that is how you were originally mean to be, so you get a pass and also you didn't try to bang me), Baloo (sorry, but i'd only consider being attracted to you if you were your Talespin self, also eeeew...at least you could have given me a chance to adjust to being your gooey bear son before introducing me to this she-bear who was crushing on me and wanted to marry me. I already have love interests, I don't need her. Besides, I don't want to be a bear for all eternity, that's boring). And then there's the Gloria one, I still think banging Gloria would be awkward because A: Gloria has a boyfriend and that's Melman. B: Non-morphic talking hippo. C: She's voiced by Jada Pinkett Smith, who is married to Will Smth aka the man who tried to replace Robin Williams as the Genie and I don't want Robin to be angry at me. And also...eeeew, yeah i'm not attacted to her or her ass, that's all there is to characters like her, it's all about the body and the ass.
- Questionable attractions to questionable characters. Homestuck characters, really? Homestuck characters are designed badly on purpose, what possibly could you ever find attractive in some of these characters.
- Romanticizing object transformations. There's nothng nice about being turned into an object, no matter how many pleasant sounding descriptive words you use.
- Werewolf designs that are just non-morphic talking wolves. I expect my werewolves to be more humanoid, I don't ask for tails or anything, it's just I find ones like the 100% Wolf werewolves to be just too toyetic as in 'marketable plushie' material, that's why I don't like that movie. Wasted potential.
- A-Logging sites. Yes I know i'm a weird shithead, you don't need to dedicate a whole thread to it. Yes I know I have odd tastes, but then again so do you if you like this kind of site.
- Hypocrites. You want me to leave you alone, fine, but don't say 'oh if you have a beef with me you should talk to me about it in notes and not use your OCs to vent out your problems' because that's just asking to get your ass handed to you by me. I rarely ever do hate journals for that reason. Look if I want to use my OCs for something I will, you tell me to leave you alone, I will,, but DON'T go around making a petty hatejournal about how much you think i'm a creep and a coward bla bla bla the usual shit that journals of this nature are like. Look, if I want to apologize to my friend who I treated horribly I would have done anything to go back and apologize to her and tell her that it was all my fault and that I overreacted, I know i'm a douche I don't need to be reminded of it.
- 'Little one' crap. Yeah i'm sorry but I don't like it when a monster in any RP refers to a human as a 'little one', i'd understand it if it was a child character or even a baby character, but not an adult character or teenager. I don't care if you're a freaking dragoness who is a living jello bean-bag in terms of squishiness, call me 'little one' and you'll find that you'll be added to my enemies's list and no time flat.
- Forced love in an RP. Hey, Little Miss Love-Wolf, you might not know this..but not everony wants to be brainwashed by you into being your lover yet alone being converted into being like you, you cannot make someone love you if they don't love you back. Clearly they hate you. I would pretty much hate to be forcibly brainwashed into being a goopy-love-animal even though I made them, okay i'm not the only one who came up with the idea but still.
- 'The transformation only hurts if you fight it, accept it'...i'm sorry, but from all my experiences the transformations are always painful or scary or drawn out in that way, at least the first time, you cannot tell the transfoming victim that they should 'accept' being transformed and not resist because resistance makes it worse. If a character is turning into a monster, I don't think i'd be too happy about it, I mean i'd be freaking out if I saw what was happening to me. Yes I used that 'resistance = pain' thing with my Walken RPs sometimes but that's just part of the conditioning process, my character had to be conditioned to accept he is what he is. It took a lot of training and conditioning for my Walken inspired vamp persona to become the lord of darkness and cowbell obsessed maniac he is today and that's what he teaches to his subject. Same with my character becoming Dan/The Were-Aykroyd, the Were-Aykroyd trained and conditioned himself into accepting what he is.
- Incorrect typing pairing in Pokemon RPs. For pete's sake, you can't pair a Krookodile up with a Gardevoir, they're two opposite types. Krookodile is half Dark type and Gardevoir is half Fairy type, meanwhile the fairy half could kick Krookodile's ass. Also don't incorrectly assume so because of egg groups, like in what universe would a pairing like that even make sense? Krookodile is in the MONSTER egg group and Gardevoir is in the HUMAN shaped egg group. Get it right. Ponyta and Mareep at least makes sense egg group-wise since they're both in the field egg groups.
- Yaoi except if it involves a character who is actually gay. Yaoi doesn't make sense if the character is made i
- Overly whiny fanboys. Let's just say I had a bad experience with a fanboy of Fire Emblem ,basically this fanboy claimed that he understood/respected my opinion only to berate me to his friend which I thought was stupid, because look I have a reason for not liking Fire Emblem apart from how depressing it is that you can't come back to life when you die, it's just I don't like the art style since the male characters look even more feminine than the women and I dislike how the kitsune character Kaden looks more like a Kemonomini pretty boy you'd see on a body pillow. Also my reason for not liking Skyrim is simple, too many glitches and you have to do tedious tasks all the time..even when you're a werecreature. And then there's the whole Changed fanboy problem, i'm sorry but just because one of my characters killed off Puro in a review doesn't mean you can make death threats against me, I find Changed to beo overrated and too creepy for my own liking, Avianine is an artist I like but it's the whole Changed comic she did that made me sort of lose interest in her work, especially once it got to pages 40-46. Yeah, i'm sorry but Puro is overrated. Granted I am glad he improved as a character in the extended edition but I still don't think Changed is all that great, just don't send petty death threats because I dislike that game.
- Weight gain scenarios where it's just a skinny character becoming a slovenly version of themselves, if it's a transformation into a character or species that is naturally that size I'll accept it, if it is MILF/Aunt/DILF related yes.
- Being blocked by people, yes I admit I can be a dickhead to some people but come on, if you block me for no reason other than that screw you. Look I don't like having to vilify people I respect/admire and that includes artists I like.
- Being blocked by my own friends. Losing my friends is one thing but when someone I consider my friend does the block treatment to me it makes me think they either hate me or don't want to see me anymore. Even if we never had any fights or disagreements. Look, there's a reason I took down what I wrote about my former friend, it's because I knew that deep down it was wrong to vilify her for leaving me, I respected her decision, she did say she might come back but she didn't tell me if she would, as far as I know everything I did featuring her or her character is gone apart from the Tim Burton stuff which I kept up, I do plan on doing more Hessian stories soon since the Hessian is a character I always come back to, I did so because she asked me to even though I find it questionable that she told me on Tumblr that her name wasn't even her real name (even though it was just her character's name, who is also herself? Yeah, I question this logic but still). I'm sorry but I have to question my own friends if they block me. I don't want to have to vilify them, it hurts me to vilify people I genuinely respected and liked.
- Incorrect moves in a Pokemon RP. Okay I can totally buy Obstagoon using Lick because it's a move it can learn but a non-Psychic type using Hypnosis? Come on. Machoke is a Fighting tpye, how can a Fighting type learn a move that belongs to a type that he's weak against? Also seriously? Lucario's a 'Psychic' type just because of its aura detection ability? Wrong. Lucario will NEVER be a Psychic type. At least get the type right.
