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4 years ago
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“When you shall say, "As others do, so will I. I renounce, I am sorry for it, my early visions; I must eat the good of the land, and let learning and romantic expectations go, until a more convenient season." — then dies the man in you;” - Ralph W. Emerson
I didn't want to do just one, or even all of any one, so I combined a bunch.
What is your name?
N/A
Birthday?
16th of September
What was the name your parents wanted for you?
I’m not making it up, but my dad wanted me to be “Magnus Montana.” …My rl name is from a grunge actor.
Do you have nicknames?
Drewzie, Kitten and Drew.
How tall are you?
5’3
What color are your eyes?
Blue-grey-green.
Hair color?
Copper
How many siblings do you have?
A dead one and two half-ones. Not half-dead, just from another mother.
Who did you last text?
My dad.
Pepsi or Coke?
Coke 100x, even though I’m not a big Coke guy. Dr. Pepper is way better, when it’s good, that is.
Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?
I don’t have a heart.
What was the last thing you watched on T.V?
My grandma watches TLC, Game Show Network and Fox News a lot.
Do you know who E.T. is?
He falls in pits.
Do you believe in aliens?
The universe is too big not to.
Do you believe in dying because of lost love?
Not usually.
Have you ever had someone close to you die?
Cats.. and stepdad, granddad and aunt and uncle.
What was his/her name?
Dottie, Spanky and Bubbles for the meows.
How did you know one another?
Telepathy.
Have you ever "Jump shake your booty, Jump, Jump shake your booty"?
Wat? <ono>
What kind of cell phone do you have?
A phone that is rarely used.
What was the last hookup you had?
In a very strange dream.
Last person you hit?
A guy who attacked me.
Did your parents force you to go to church?
My grandma, not my mom. That is, until the organizer attempted to assault me.
Have you ever practiced witchcraft?
Not really, but I have magical thinking a lot. Probably autism.
Do you believe in vampires?
Blood tastes okay, but it won’t make you immortal.
What about ghosts?
Maybe.
Biggest fear?
A bad afterlife.
Name a fact that you think is bullshit.
“Absolute power corrupts absolutely.”
Could you go a day without eating?
I have. Should try again.
Ever been expelled?
Thankfully no. But I almost went to juvie, and have been in detention many times. Thank God my principal was smart enough to try and make room for me and recommend moving to a school with autism support.
What was your worst subject in school?
Math. Science was also hard. After 4th grade both classes were a struggle. I only got through maths because of my weird aptitude for testing in general. Language also sucks; I hate Spanish now. Then you look at history and I get grades so high without trying that the computer has to default to 100.
Who is the happiest person you know?
My dad and grandmas. Also my art history and philosophy teacher from HS. Big Ralph Waldo Emerson kinda guy.
Has anyone ever sang to you?
I’ve always hated “It’s a Wonderful World”. <-n->
Do you like to hold hands?
Never have. I’d imagine it’s scary.
What is your name?
N/A
Birthday?
16th of September
What was the name your parents wanted for you?
I’m not making it up, but my dad wanted me to be “Magnus Montana.” …My rl name is from a grunge actor.
Do you have nicknames?
Drewzie, Kitten and Drew.
How tall are you?
5’3
What color are your eyes?
Blue-grey-green.
Hair color?
Copper
How many siblings do you have?
A dead one and two half-ones. Not half-dead, just from another mother.
Who did you last text?
My dad.
Pepsi or Coke?
Coke 100x, even though I’m not a big Coke guy. Dr. Pepper is way better, when it’s good, that is.
Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?
I don’t have a heart.
What was the last thing you watched on T.V?
My grandma watches TLC, Game Show Network and Fox News a lot.
Do you know who E.T. is?
He falls in pits.
Do you believe in aliens?
The universe is too big not to.
Do you believe in dying because of lost love?
Not usually.
Have you ever had someone close to you die?
Cats.. and stepdad, granddad and aunt and uncle.
What was his/her name?
Dottie, Spanky and Bubbles for the meows.
How did you know one another?
Telepathy.
Have you ever "Jump shake your booty, Jump, Jump shake your booty"?
Wat? <ono>
What kind of cell phone do you have?
A phone that is rarely used.
What was the last hookup you had?
In a very strange dream.
Last person you hit?
A guy who attacked me.
Did your parents force you to go to church?
My grandma, not my mom. That is, until the organizer attempted to assault me.
Have you ever practiced witchcraft?
Not really, but I have magical thinking a lot. Probably autism.
Do you believe in vampires?
Blood tastes okay, but it won’t make you immortal.
What about ghosts?
Maybe.
Biggest fear?
A bad afterlife.
Name a fact that you think is bullshit.
“Absolute power corrupts absolutely.”
Could you go a day without eating?
I have. Should try again.
Ever been expelled?
Thankfully no. But I almost went to juvie, and have been in detention many times. Thank God my principal was smart enough to try and make room for me and recommend moving to a school with autism support.
What was your worst subject in school?
Math. Science was also hard. After 4th grade both classes were a struggle. I only got through maths because of my weird aptitude for testing in general. Language also sucks; I hate Spanish now. Then you look at history and I get grades so high without trying that the computer has to default to 100.
Who is the happiest person you know?
My dad and grandmas. Also my art history and philosophy teacher from HS. Big Ralph Waldo Emerson kinda guy.
Has anyone ever sang to you?
I’ve always hated “It’s a Wonderful World”. <-n->
Do you like to hold hands?
Never have. I’d imagine it’s scary.
