That survey thing
19 years ago
General
Let's see, I got it from jenkesh, who got it from Cyberhorn, who got it from Yawg... wow, this is like the syphallis of quizzes.
A - Available?: Yes. Not actively searching, but lookin' with my eyes.
A - Age: 22
A - Annoyance: People who are stupid, but can't grasp the depth fo their own ignorance or that they are wrong.
B - Best Friend?: One oved out west to find work, the other I don't see too often.
B - Bar: I don't drink, and I hate playing babysitter to drunks.
B - Birthday?: September 16, 1983
C - Crush: Kinda... I could see myself falling hard for her.
C - Car: '92 Ford Tempo I bought for $600 Can from my uncle.
C - Cat: 1, Sassy.
D - Dead Pets Name: Candy BonBob Rumrunner (purebread Shepland sheepdog, so stupid name), Blackie (cat), Hobbes (cat), Scruff (stray cat).
D - Dad's Name: Darryl
D - Dog: None at the moment.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Comic creators.
E - Eggs: Sunny side up if they're with sausages, hard yolks if they're with bacon.
E - Email: 2, but I only use one.
F - Favorite color?: Green.
F - Food: Meatlover's pizza.
F - Foreign Slang: Futanari. It sounds so clean, doesn't it? And so few people know what it means.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Both, though there will always be a love for the classic bears.
G - God: Anglican, though I think that the concept of an old man sitting on a chair and judging you is just an ancient attempt at interpreting something that is still beyond our comprehension.
G - Good Times: Playing Halo 2 with friends, watching anime with them, etc.
H - Hair Color: Dark brown.
H - Height: 5'8"
H - Happy: Fairly often, though I am usually serious-faced.
I - Ice Cream: Udderly Divine or Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
I - Idol: A few web cartoonists, won't name 'em.
J - Jewelry: A university ring (St. FX U), though I seldom wear it. Hate wearing jewelry.
J - Job: Currently unemployed.
J - Jokes: Subtle and dry.
K - Kids: All in my testicles at the moment.
K - Karate: I know how to stand for boxing, and why not to kick. Does that count?
K - Kung Fu: I never liked that show.
L - Love: Non-applicable at this time.
L - Longest Car Ride: In a single drive, or over a long period? If the latter, two weeks in Newfoundland.
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: I don't use either. Frankly, if a gal wants to kiss me, she can be wearing either or for all I care.
M - Milk Flavor: 1%
M - Movie Last Watched: In a theatre? King Kong.
M - Money you have on you: $120ish?
N - Number of Siblings: 0
N - Northern or Southern: Northern
N - Name: Ronald Neil MacKinnon
O - One Wish: Be a success.
O - One Phobia?: Bugs on me.
O - Otter Pop: Never had one.
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married, though they're pisisng eachother off a lot these last few years.
P - Part of your appearance you like best: My eyes.
P - Part of your Personality you like best: Sense of humour.
Q - Quick or Slow?: I require further explination as to the context of this question.
Q - Queer or Straight?: Heterosexual.
Q - Queen or King?: What? I guess I'll say Queen, since Canada has one.
R - Reason to smile: People drawing me stuff.
R - Reality TV Show: They're pretty much all shit.
R - Right or Left: Right
S - Song Last Heard: Everything But The Girl - Troubled Mind
S - Series: Stargate.
T - Time you woke up: 12:15 pm
T - Time Now: 8:11 pm
T - Time for bed: 2-4 am
U - Unknown: What makes brown sugar look and taste different from regular sugar?
U - Unicorns: Force-fed glitter and boy posters (You'll have to read my comic to get that one).
U - You are?: U IS NOT A WORD.
V - Vegetable you hate: Green peppers.
V - Vegetable you love: Potatoes.
V - View on Politics: NDP.
W- Worst Habit: Saying things before thinking, or procrastinating.
W- Where are you going to travel next: Mos Eisley. I love Battlefronts II.
W- What's up?: I think I have a hammeroid.
X - X-Rays: Like one or two.
X - X-Rated: Mycroft gets more action than I ever have.
X - XYZ: This is retarded. You're retarded. Stop being retarded.
Y - Year you were born: 1983
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: Sundress.
Z - Zoo Animal: Ostriches are silly.
Z - Zodiac: Virgo / Boar
Z- Zoolander?: Saw only a little bit, didn't much care for it.
Well, that was pointless and stupid.
A - Available?: Yes. Not actively searching, but lookin' with my eyes.
A - Age: 22
A - Annoyance: People who are stupid, but can't grasp the depth fo their own ignorance or that they are wrong.
B - Best Friend?: One oved out west to find work, the other I don't see too often.
B - Bar: I don't drink, and I hate playing babysitter to drunks.
B - Birthday?: September 16, 1983
C - Crush: Kinda... I could see myself falling hard for her.
C - Car: '92 Ford Tempo I bought for $600 Can from my uncle.
C - Cat: 1, Sassy.
D - Dead Pets Name: Candy BonBob Rumrunner (purebread Shepland sheepdog, so stupid name), Blackie (cat), Hobbes (cat), Scruff (stray cat).
D - Dad's Name: Darryl
D - Dog: None at the moment.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Comic creators.
E - Eggs: Sunny side up if they're with sausages, hard yolks if they're with bacon.
E - Email: 2, but I only use one.
F - Favorite color?: Green.
F - Food: Meatlover's pizza.
F - Foreign Slang: Futanari. It sounds so clean, doesn't it? And so few people know what it means.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Both, though there will always be a love for the classic bears.
G - God: Anglican, though I think that the concept of an old man sitting on a chair and judging you is just an ancient attempt at interpreting something that is still beyond our comprehension.
G - Good Times: Playing Halo 2 with friends, watching anime with them, etc.
H - Hair Color: Dark brown.
H - Height: 5'8"
H - Happy: Fairly often, though I am usually serious-faced.
I - Ice Cream: Udderly Divine or Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
I - Idol: A few web cartoonists, won't name 'em.
J - Jewelry: A university ring (St. FX U), though I seldom wear it. Hate wearing jewelry.
J - Job: Currently unemployed.
J - Jokes: Subtle and dry.
K - Kids: All in my testicles at the moment.
K - Karate: I know how to stand for boxing, and why not to kick. Does that count?
K - Kung Fu: I never liked that show.
L - Love: Non-applicable at this time.
L - Longest Car Ride: In a single drive, or over a long period? If the latter, two weeks in Newfoundland.
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: I don't use either. Frankly, if a gal wants to kiss me, she can be wearing either or for all I care.
M - Milk Flavor: 1%
M - Movie Last Watched: In a theatre? King Kong.
M - Money you have on you: $120ish?
N - Number of Siblings: 0
N - Northern or Southern: Northern
N - Name: Ronald Neil MacKinnon
O - One Wish: Be a success.
O - One Phobia?: Bugs on me.
O - Otter Pop: Never had one.
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married, though they're pisisng eachother off a lot these last few years.
P - Part of your appearance you like best: My eyes.
P - Part of your Personality you like best: Sense of humour.
Q - Quick or Slow?: I require further explination as to the context of this question.
Q - Queer or Straight?: Heterosexual.
Q - Queen or King?: What? I guess I'll say Queen, since Canada has one.
R - Reason to smile: People drawing me stuff.
R - Reality TV Show: They're pretty much all shit.
R - Right or Left: Right
S - Song Last Heard: Everything But The Girl - Troubled Mind
S - Series: Stargate.
T - Time you woke up: 12:15 pm
T - Time Now: 8:11 pm
T - Time for bed: 2-4 am
U - Unknown: What makes brown sugar look and taste different from regular sugar?
U - Unicorns: Force-fed glitter and boy posters (You'll have to read my comic to get that one).
U - You are?: U IS NOT A WORD.
V - Vegetable you hate: Green peppers.
V - Vegetable you love: Potatoes.
V - View on Politics: NDP.
W- Worst Habit: Saying things before thinking, or procrastinating.
W- Where are you going to travel next: Mos Eisley. I love Battlefronts II.
W- What's up?: I think I have a hammeroid.
X - X-Rays: Like one or two.
X - X-Rated: Mycroft gets more action than I ever have.
X - XYZ: This is retarded. You're retarded. Stop being retarded.
Y - Year you were born: 1983
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: Sundress.
Z - Zoo Animal: Ostriches are silly.
Z - Zodiac: Virgo / Boar
Z- Zoolander?: Saw only a little bit, didn't much care for it.
Well, that was pointless and stupid.
FA+

And brown sugar is just sugar they forgot to take all the dirt out of.