This is not actually a meme but if I say it is then it magically is

anyway I wondered what a picture containing all my fetishes would be, so I thought about it and made a list of criteria. You should do it too because it is fun and gives SUPER INTERESTING INSIGHT into etc blah blah

Tarzan
Tarzan movements and poses
In a kilt
Visible diaper
pouty that he has to wear a diaper
Fairy wings
Deer ears
Deer tail
Antlers
size changing, from normal height to tiny action figure height
In goth boots
Eyeliner
Missing left arm
Helpless re: things that require two arms
Collar
Pacifier
Leash
Fingerless Glove
Victorian style male ponytail with large ribbon holding it in place
very vocal during sex

i am so bored