This is not how you fucking talk to me.
3 years ago
You don't waste my time.
On my artstream.
You don't faff about, dusting details here and there about what you want.
You don't call me a "cute little sweetie" after I offer you a 1st-customer-of-the-year discount as a courtesy when you tried to negotiate my non-fucking-negotiable prices.
You don't tell me "that won't be necessary" after I ask for invoice information and references.
You don't mock me, talk down about my (fairly casual) professionalism, tell me about your "700+ commission portfolio," basically flashing your digital cash wad and acting like you're a big shot.
You don't tell me my time and skill "aren't much to offer."
You don't try to con your way into getting a pay-what-you-want commission after having ALREADY NEGOTIATED a paid price, just because you didn't like that I passively used the word "bud" in a sentence.
Take your ego and your money somewhere else and fuck off.
I am not a fucking fantasy waitress, you don't get to pinch my ass and tell me to thank you for the opportunity.
This has been a pissed off PSA, I'm gonna lie down for a minute.
On my artstream.
You don't faff about, dusting details here and there about what you want.
You don't call me a "cute little sweetie" after I offer you a 1st-customer-of-the-year discount as a courtesy when you tried to negotiate my non-fucking-negotiable prices.
You don't tell me "that won't be necessary" after I ask for invoice information and references.
You don't mock me, talk down about my (fairly casual) professionalism, tell me about your "700+ commission portfolio," basically flashing your digital cash wad and acting like you're a big shot.
You don't tell me my time and skill "aren't much to offer."
You don't try to con your way into getting a pay-what-you-want commission after having ALREADY NEGOTIATED a paid price, just because you didn't like that I passively used the word "bud" in a sentence.
Take your ego and your money somewhere else and fuck off.
I am not a fucking fantasy waitress, you don't get to pinch my ass and tell me to thank you for the opportunity.
This has been a pissed off PSA, I'm gonna lie down for a minute.
Wat. Did I miss after I left? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know.
Here, have a hug, no questions asked.