RIP Soupy Sales
16 years ago
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The actor/comedian Soupy Sales has passed away today at the age of 83.
Sorry to see him go.
Sorry to see him go.
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OK, kids! What word starts with "F" and ends in " U - C - K"? That's right: FIRETRUCK!"--Supposedly told by Soupy on his live kid's TV show
still is a shame.
He will be missed.
my aunt (well mom's cousin) used to have a horse named Soupy
Peter: "Everything seems in order, however the Pearly Gates are stuck shut right now. I hope you don't mind using the employee entrance, it's that door right over there.
Soupy: (shrugs) "Still Heaven on the other side, no complaints."
(Soupy opens the door and Mary(1) is on the other side, doing the same balloon dance the stripper did on that famous episode.)
Notes:
(1) There are three Marys in the New Testament, there is the Virgin Mary, there is Mary Magdalene, and there is Mary, the prostitute whom Jesus saved. Somewhere in the Dark Ages, Mary Magdalene and Mary the prostitute got confused with each other and they began to be considered the same person. The one dancing for Soupy is Mary the Saved prostitute.
And they had to have all the children 'taken too soon' playing out in front of the Gates to be the audience he couldn't describe his encounter too, just to make the scene complete.
When George Burns got there, I'm sure everyone was calling him "Boss" at first. (Except for JC, who called him "Dad" and asked for his allowance.) Then when the Big Guy makes His appearance, he does the 'Mirror Gag.' with George. After that Gracie comes over, and scolds Gorge gently for not seeking her out first thing, only she scolds the wrong George.
Everyone laughs, then cigars and booze all around.