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Character Interview Meme with Tsadoon
16 years ago
1.) What's your name?
Tsadoon
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Random syllable generation
3.) Are you single or taken?
This is a tad complicated due to my status as multidimensional deity
4) Have any abilities or powers?
I occasionally create "coincidences" for my worshippers
5.) Have you ever been in a relationship?
Like I said before, this is quite complicated.
6.) How old are you?
I'm a fairly recent deity here, and my multidimensionality does not really help with pin-pointing my true age
7.)Have any family members?
Well, I am one of the Kzerkelesh. If I were limited to this plane, I would have none, unless me or my worshippers would be made aware of a different Kzerkelesh's cultists
8.) Oh? How about pets?
My worshipers are my pets, as well as the free spirits who join my cause of breaking El's oligopoly.
9.) Tell me something that you don't like.
That jackhole El persecuting my worshipers and hogging a lot of the potential worshipers here for himself. I am also concerned about other ancient Mesopotamian deities getting back into the market after millennia of being forced into hiding. Then there is also all that anti-Reptoid propaganda; Those extra-terrestrial figments of imagination who want to use humans as cattle for their insatiable hunger for the other white meat. This bullshit really undermines the attractiveness of getting yourself a Kzerkelesh deity because we supposedly desensitise the populace for these fictional alien overlords, supposedly making their rule over our worshipers easier.
10.) Something that you do like?
Someone believing in me, duh. I am also quite hedonistic but with moderation
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I practice melee, as you might tell from my gauntlets. I also like to cuddle and OH MY! IS IT THAT LATE ALREADY? WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE TALKING TO TSADOON. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! THANKS FOR *bzztktch* because I like basking in the emotional warmth radiating from such closeness.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Oh don't worry about that, his voice modules are easily replaceable.
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
Why?
14.)What kind of animal are you?
That's quite rude trying to place me among those half-sentinent creatures of this planet's biomachinery's evolutionary process
15.)Name your worst habits.
I eat, not because I have to, but because I like to
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
In my line of business I can't afford that
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
If I hadn't crushed Robat's voice module he probably would have muttered something about the sexual discrimination against asexuals. As for me, I like them all.
18.)Do you go to school?
What is "school"?
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Why? So that I will have to fight over my meager share of worshipers with my own offspring?! I don't want any of the bullshit that Ouranos and Kronos had to put up with because they just had to fuck other deities.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
I prefer the term "cultist"
21.)What are you most afraid of?
Being completely alone in the face of oblivion
22.)What colour is your hair?
I have no hair, and that's why the cultists of the Holy Moo-Cow have been saying mean things about me, how my lack of fluffy furriness makes me unworthy of worship. I feel hurt.
23.) Eyes?
Sort of turquoise
24.) What do you usually wear?
My gauntlets and occasionally for ceremonies a long cloth with my banner on it. If it's cold I turn to insulating clothing
25.)What's your religion?
Did I mention, that I'm a deity? I think, I did... repeatedly >:|
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Everywhere and nowhere
29.) What class are you?
Class?! Attention Clerics! Roll a double-eight for Mind-Scarring -quiet you!- Kzerkelesh on you action to earn points for acts of divine intervention.
30.) How many friends do you have?
I'm still working on my popularity and closeness to others.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Nothing. Who ever heard of a reptile with boobs? Ridiculous!
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
That doesn't tickle my fancy
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Tasty food?
35.) Favourite drink?
Gee, I don't know, but keep those sodas and diet sodas away from me. Those seem to be nasty products of the food industry
36.) What is your favourite place?
Somewhere, where I don't have to put on insulation and where I am close to my worshipers
37.) Least favourite?
The cold, all alone.
Tsadoon
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Random syllable generation
3.) Are you single or taken?
This is a tad complicated due to my status as multidimensional deity
4) Have any abilities or powers?
I occasionally create "coincidences" for my worshippers
5.) Have you ever been in a relationship?
Like I said before, this is quite complicated.
6.) How old are you?
I'm a fairly recent deity here, and my multidimensionality does not really help with pin-pointing my true age
7.)Have any family members?
Well, I am one of the Kzerkelesh. If I were limited to this plane, I would have none, unless me or my worshippers would be made aware of a different Kzerkelesh's cultists
8.) Oh? How about pets?
My worshipers are my pets, as well as the free spirits who join my cause of breaking El's oligopoly.
9.) Tell me something that you don't like.
That jackhole El persecuting my worshipers and hogging a lot of the potential worshipers here for himself. I am also concerned about other ancient Mesopotamian deities getting back into the market after millennia of being forced into hiding. Then there is also all that anti-Reptoid propaganda; Those extra-terrestrial figments of imagination who want to use humans as cattle for their insatiable hunger for the other white meat. This bullshit really undermines the attractiveness of getting yourself a Kzerkelesh deity because we supposedly desensitise the populace for these fictional alien overlords, supposedly making their rule over our worshipers easier.
10.) Something that you do like?
Someone believing in me, duh. I am also quite hedonistic but with moderation
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I practice melee, as you might tell from my gauntlets. I also like to cuddle and OH MY! IS IT THAT LATE ALREADY? WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE TALKING TO TSADOON. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! THANKS FOR *bzztktch* because I like basking in the emotional warmth radiating from such closeness.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Oh don't worry about that, his voice modules are easily replaceable.
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
Why?
14.)What kind of animal are you?
That's quite rude trying to place me among those half-sentinent creatures of this planet's biomachinery's evolutionary process
15.)Name your worst habits.
I eat, not because I have to, but because I like to
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
In my line of business I can't afford that
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
If I hadn't crushed Robat's voice module he probably would have muttered something about the sexual discrimination against asexuals. As for me, I like them all.
18.)Do you go to school?
What is "school"?
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Why? So that I will have to fight over my meager share of worshipers with my own offspring?! I don't want any of the bullshit that Ouranos and Kronos had to put up with because they just had to fuck other deities.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
I prefer the term "cultist"
21.)What are you most afraid of?
Being completely alone in the face of oblivion
22.)What colour is your hair?
I have no hair, and that's why the cultists of the Holy Moo-Cow have been saying mean things about me, how my lack of fluffy furriness makes me unworthy of worship. I feel hurt.
23.) Eyes?
Sort of turquoise
24.) What do you usually wear?
My gauntlets and occasionally for ceremonies a long cloth with my banner on it. If it's cold I turn to insulating clothing
25.)What's your religion?
Did I mention, that I'm a deity? I think, I did... repeatedly >:|
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Everywhere and nowhere
29.) What class are you?
Class?! Attention Clerics! Roll a double-eight for Mind-Scarring -quiet you!- Kzerkelesh on you action to earn points for acts of divine intervention.
30.) How many friends do you have?
I'm still working on my popularity and closeness to others.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Nothing. Who ever heard of a reptile with boobs? Ridiculous!
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
That doesn't tickle my fancy
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Tasty food?
35.) Favourite drink?
Gee, I don't know, but keep those sodas and diet sodas away from me. Those seem to be nasty products of the food industry
36.) What is your favourite place?
Somewhere, where I don't have to put on insulation and where I am close to my worshipers
37.) Least favourite?
The cold, all alone.
