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I am 96% mentally ill. -.-
16 years ago
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.(not fast)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL:5
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x ] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 8
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 11
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 14
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 18
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.(what fur doesnt?)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word “um” is used frequently.
[] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 24
GRAND TOTAL: 24
Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am [96]% Mentally ill.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.(not fast)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL:5
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x ] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 8
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 11
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 14
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 18
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.(what fur doesnt?)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word “um” is used frequently.
[] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 24
GRAND TOTAL: 24
Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am [96]% Mentally ill.
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (All the time. At least I'm not as bad as my dad...)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (I really fell stupid when I do this)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Why would you unless there was a need. My mom did start to drive off though once when I wasn't completely in the car. I wasn't really happy after that...)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (Done this many a time.)
[ ] You have been called a blond. (I'm not blonde, doesn't apply.)
TOTAL: 4
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Well it is.)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Couldn't do it. *frowns*)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (Twinkle, twinkle... A, B, C, D...)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (I do this constantly.)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Have many times.)
TOTAL: 10
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (I don't know why I don't get this. Is it a hard storyline to follow?)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Of course I have, what kid hasn't.)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (Ewww.)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Ewww, again.)
TOTAL: 14
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (just a few times... I think.)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Don't know why, but this happens to me rather often.)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (All the time.)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 19
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I'm a math wiz.)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Hate it when that happens.)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Yup!)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (Boy do I feel dumb when my friends point it out me.)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (I do this all the time.)
TOTAL: 23
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (Don't believe that crap.)
[ ] You break a lot of things. (I better not, I ain't got the money to go buy another one.)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (Don't know why I do this!)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (Yeah, it sure hurts my butt when I do this too.)
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Yup, did this last night.)
[x] The word “um” is used frequently. (Very frequently.)
[x] You don’t know what “um” means. (Not a clue.)
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot. (A real lot.)
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Don't feel like thinking it out.)
GRAND TOTAL: 30 - I am 120% mentally ill
(Wow, I don't feel very smart anymore. But on the bright side turns out I didn't need my calc, that was easy math.)