My birthday coming up soon but now sick because of the booster shot side-effects -w-

Oh and may Putin gets fisted up the wodka hole until expired

Ah yeah, the booster was a doozy for me too. My lymph nodes were swollen, it's like I had a whole boob in my armpit XD

At least the Chechnya massacre warlord got mulched when he nobly turned up to serve his country. Silver lining.

Its time to clean and scrub and air out all the old winter dust and trade the heavy stuff for the light stuff

But it still gets cold at night so keep the heater by the bed

*Looks at freshly driven snow outside*
*Rubs chin inquisitively*
*Farts*
Y'all's winter is so dang tiny!

*Smells the wonderful smell of BBQ grilling in the afternoon*

I'm from Texas, we had one winter one time last year, we are done with it lmao!!

Oh man that was a disaster.
Good thing the governor totally weathered that storm with y'all and totally didn't flee to a warmer country.

Eh name one politician that actually cares about the people lmao

I am feeling fat and sassy!

What an excellent combo!

DOYOOOOOOOO

Oh, damn it, Rejected is so old now that I'm dropping the ball on references XD

Don’t sweat it; that line’s definitely not one of the more quoted lines from that film.