BUY porn? Who BUYS porn anymore? Nobody! That's why the raincoat, dark sunglasses, and discreet paper bag industries have all gone down the tubes.

You know, I've heard of banana republics, petrostates, and narcostates, but I also know that somewhere out there is a pornostate that we're all letting down by not paying for porn. This glut of free pornography is totally dragging down their GDP, and this could potentially destabilize an already fragile world economy.

I laughed at this; nicely-phrased and nicely-timed. Ahahahaha.

Truly, a potential powder-keg of a situation. Without the stabilizing factor of a strong central government, the factional warfare we saw in the late 1800s could return, with "Backdoor Sluts" doing battle against "Barely Legal Teens" for the claim to the "Moneyshot" territories.

*The wolf slowly slid down his pants showing off his tented silk boxer shorts. The fox cooed in awe as he stared at the impressive erected monument that lay before him, draped in silks as if it were the first public unveiling. The fox waited on bated breath as the black silk soon followed it's denim counterpart. The wolf murred as the next thing to drop was the curtain from the outside world.*

There, I'll take some monehs plz. ;)

Hah! You made two mistakes, the first being that you should never give too much of a sample away for free.

The second is that, well, I ain't gay.

You'd be surprised how many buffoons on FA forget that... both parts that is.

you could always make your own porn then you wouldn't have to buy any.

But actually having sex requires a particular confluence of biochemical reactions and a friendly environment that are surprisingly difficult to obtain these days, especially with the holiday gift giving season on the horizon. You know how it is-- you're almost in coitus, then you realize you've got an office gift exchange to worry about on top of all your secret santas. It ruins the mood, for sure.

or you could like draw it.

I'm being facetious.

oh really I had no idea!!! I'm being sarcastic.

consdisering its free on the internet, ya should have to buy any

But think of all the destitute African children who depend, through Byzantine and needlessly complex economic formulae, on all that American poontang money for accessible, stable, and clean sources of fresh water.

Porn sucks. Clean FTW! :P

fuck yeah, well put buesy!

cant spell garrys last name.

If you asked me on a Monday I'd say YES! If you asked me on a Tuesday I'd say NO!

I must say, I share your pain. I haven't bought any porn in a long time either

...You PAY for porn?

You loser.

*gasp* You are a horrible person! Don't you have any sense of social responsibility at all? Pornography is the only commercial industry in the U.S. that didn't get a financial bailout! We have to help save them!

buy porn. That human porn is EEVIL and EWW

I want FURRY SPOOGE DAMMIT

To be honest, porn gets old. Seriously.

Indeed it does...

Eh, don't support porn. It supports a vicious cycle within the fandom; the demand for free porn reduces the production of not-porn, thus cutting down on the number of citiable examples we can use to state that we aren't just porn. Subsequently we become what /b/ and /k/ basement dwellers think we are.
By encouraging not-porn, we slowly start a cycle of redemption. Production of not-porn spawns a race to produce better and more complex not-porn and therefore the fandom gains its proper place as a counter to Anime by developing a proper balance between the porn and not-porn.

wow, your such an anti-porn guy, are you a virgin perhaps?

Wow, you're such a porn guy. Are you a man-whore perhaps?

Seriously though, my views are none of your concern.

* The reasoning for my views are none of your concern...

And besides... virgins probably crave higher amounts of porn to make up for what they can't get in real life.

touche, but seriously, people who go about worring about an image of the fandom which is a hobby because of porn need to realize their humans too, your sexual by nature, thus if you deny it and anything realted to sex/porn, you might as well say your an abstince (or asexual, whatever comes first)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNARJPNz2CA