You know what I am sick of? Tax Day jokes! My whole life people have made jokes and comments like, "Oh you have a April 15th birthday? Tax day baby huh?" And "Oh man your birthdays have to suck! Cutting the cake and then filling out tax returns? Ha ha!"

BUT NO MORE!

Instead, I'll MOVE my birthday to a day where NO ONE can make any sort of jokes about it or come up with any sorts of clever observations! APRIL 1st!

April first is the start of the month, its right after rent is paid and when no bad baggage from the rest of the month has had a chance to build up. Furthermore, I notice people being pretty happy and laughing allot on this day, which means its a PERFECT day for a nice, joyful celebration with NO JOKES and NO FUNNY OBSERVATIONS being made by would be comedians!

Ah yes, April 1st, the most serious and sensible day of the year! I think that-

What?

APRIL WHATS DAY!?!?!?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-

Never mind...