Yesterday was fun, and I'm glad everyone enjoyed my little joke. Yes, that was a joke, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon!

So on a more serious note, today (April 2nd) is the 1 year anniversary of me first opening commissions to you all! The amount of people who have wanted to buy my services as a kinky, niche writer has been nothing short of amazing, and I thank all of you!
Seriously, from the bottom of my black heart, thank you!

I probably should have been keeping better track of things, but in that year, I have written:
23 normal commissions
18 coffee break commissions
and almost 200,000 words between them all!

Your support and kind words consistently make me smile and brighten my day.

...and this is the part where I WOULD have said I was opening commissions up... but...
A friend surprised me with tickets to a convention next week, so I figure it would be in bad taste to take a bunch of people's money and then leave town for most of the week and go silent.

So I'll be opening them when I come back instead! Look forward to that!

I have also been working on not one, but THREE long-term projects that I hope to share with everyone soon. My subscribers know about two of them already, but the third is a more recent development that I'll share details with some time in the future. The first of these projects will have it's first part posted later today for everyone to enjoy.

Once again, a HUGE thank you to everyone for your support.
Here's to another year of bloody fun and kinky stories!