So I got my pew pew eye lasers done on Monday morning. It's actually a pretty crazy thing to be able to see clearly without eyewear.

...And they gave me vicodin to cope with the discomfort of the post-surgery recovery, so that's always a plus. First time I've ever had access to a narcotic AND be ordered to take them, along with sleep, so... life is good for the time being.

Also, adopted me a Dog on Friday o' last week. Her name's Brooke, and she's a beauty.

And so help me, I'll never have a child. Ever.