Hey there! If you're reading this, I'm sure you've got at least a passing interest in getting a story from me. And do I have a deal for you!

For just $30 I will write you a short story of whatever you like! A whole 1,200 words all tailored to your liking! Trust me, there's a lot of detail about a paw or maw you can get in there. And the best part is, these comms are finished MUCH faster than their longer counterparts.

If that's a bit too long for what you're in the mood for, perhaps a caption will catch your eye. Got a picture you'd like to get a horny blurb to go with? I'm your guy! $15 and you're well on your way!

Send any inquiries to Notes, my Telegram, or Discord!