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My neighber is a piece of shit.
3 years ago
You may recall me ranting about my shitty dog owning neighbor before. Well, it has finally reached a boiling point over the past couple months.
After yet another incident, my aunts finally had enough of him and filed a civil suit against the piece of shit, and now his GF (who's the actual owner of the house), is apparently filing a countersuit accusing our cats of the destruction of the underpinning insulation of their 60yo trailer. (lol?)
The funny thing about my neighbor's countersuit... there are many plotholes to their shitty sobstory.
For one, they have about 7 dogs on their property, and at least 2 of them are always loose, so no sane kitty will even fart in the general direction of their trailer, let alone actually venture to the trailer itself.
Secondly, if our cats DID destroy the insulation, when did it happen and why the fuck were we never informed about it? Especially when this shitstorm first started brewing a couple years back?? You'd think that'd be the best time to mention that, hmmm?
Thirdly, how do they know it was even a cat that did the damage to begin with, let alone *our* cats?
Who's to say that it wasn't one of their half dozen mutts the BF owns that did it? Especially considering they're loose half the damn time. Also, their trailer is about as decrepit as it gets, being at least 50 years old, so maybe it's time to get a new one?
Fourthly, it's interesting that the GF is sticking her beak into our affairs given that she hasn't resided in that trailer for nearly a year now, and when she was still living there -- she was always silent whenever we complained about her BF's dogs (reminder that SHE is the owner of that property - not him). Yet this is all suddenly a huge problem for her, and she's apparently afraid of our cats even though she grew up in a neighborhood full of them. To say nothing about the fact that the suit is directed towards the shitty dog neighbor himself, not her.
Lastly, but definitely not least, ... we aren't the only ones in the neighborhood who are having civil problems with their mutts.
All our other neighbors have expressed their frustrations with the shitty dog neighbor's loose dogs threatening them in their own lawn, shitting on their property, and in general being nuisances with their incessant barking. their pit terrier had chased one of our cats into another neighbor's yard while they were mowing it before it killed her. Their pit terrier had chased one of our cats into another neighbor's yard while they were mowing it before it killed her, and that neighbor wasn't too happy about the dog behaving like that since they have kids living there (They don't mind our cats since they rarely venture from our property).
In fact, one of them stated that the next time one of them uses their lawn as a public litterbox, they're gonna get a poop scooper and throw it on the BF's porch for them to see.
/RANT
After yet another incident, my aunts finally had enough of him and filed a civil suit against the piece of shit, and now his GF (who's the actual owner of the house), is apparently filing a countersuit accusing our cats of the destruction of the underpinning insulation of their 60yo trailer. (lol?)
The funny thing about my neighbor's countersuit... there are many plotholes to their shitty sobstory.
For one, they have about 7 dogs on their property, and at least 2 of them are always loose, so no sane kitty will even fart in the general direction of their trailer, let alone actually venture to the trailer itself.
Secondly, if our cats DID destroy the insulation, when did it happen and why the fuck were we never informed about it? Especially when this shitstorm first started brewing a couple years back?? You'd think that'd be the best time to mention that, hmmm?
Thirdly, how do they know it was even a cat that did the damage to begin with, let alone *our* cats?
Who's to say that it wasn't one of their half dozen mutts the BF owns that did it? Especially considering they're loose half the damn time. Also, their trailer is about as decrepit as it gets, being at least 50 years old, so maybe it's time to get a new one?
Fourthly, it's interesting that the GF is sticking her beak into our affairs given that she hasn't resided in that trailer for nearly a year now, and when she was still living there -- she was always silent whenever we complained about her BF's dogs (reminder that SHE is the owner of that property - not him). Yet this is all suddenly a huge problem for her, and she's apparently afraid of our cats even though she grew up in a neighborhood full of them. To say nothing about the fact that the suit is directed towards the shitty dog neighbor himself, not her.
Lastly, but definitely not least, ... we aren't the only ones in the neighborhood who are having civil problems with their mutts.
All our other neighbors have expressed their frustrations with the shitty dog neighbor's loose dogs threatening them in their own lawn, shitting on their property, and in general being nuisances with their incessant barking. their pit terrier had chased one of our cats into another neighbor's yard while they were mowing it before it killed her. Their pit terrier had chased one of our cats into another neighbor's yard while they were mowing it before it killed her, and that neighbor wasn't too happy about the dog behaving like that since they have kids living there (They don't mind our cats since they rarely venture from our property).
In fact, one of them stated that the next time one of them uses their lawn as a public litterbox, they're gonna get a poop scooper and throw it on the BF's porch for them to see.
/RANT
The neighbors making complete clowns of themselves trying to make their case and failing epically made it all the funnier.
FFS, the GF tried to get a fucking restraining order issued onto us, without understanding how it even works! :|
They also tried to use the fact that they were "renovating" the property as justification for trying to seek 3500$ from us in the suit (the house is worth barely 8K, and they complained about the insulation for the underside of their 1971, single-width trailer home.) They kept rambling on about stupid irrelevant shit like the GF only sued because we kept calling the police on the guy for being irresponsible with his mutts.
The judge was all "well I'm happy for your home renovations" and basically rolled her eyes. Apparently most of the people there were exasperated at the neighbors' idiocy.
But hearing my family joke about some of the dumb shit the neighbors said in court makes up for it somewhat.