I'm just making her a big spaghetti dinner tonight

I was c sectioned so I might be good?

i was afraid y'all would say that

no rebirthing please.

Was just out on walk with my mom and she introduced me to neighbor as 'person who made her a mother', please don't say it like that, mom...

LMAO, oh the phrasing

Nah I was a Valentines baby she knew exactly what she was doing

My mom had a stroke trying to have me naturally. I gotta apologize for a lot of stuff…

my mom was so fucked up from giving birth to me that she decided oh i don't want this asshole and decided to be a heroin junky because hell yeah SMART

sorry to hear about the stroke

According to my mother, the most traumatizing part of my birth was that an escaped mental patient thought she was giving birth to the anti christ...considering my taste in partners though he might not have been wrong.

Uh oh. Good thing I seen this post before she gets home from work. Had no idea- I forget 99.9% of all hollidays. Also doesn't help that I never look at the calander or what day it is, so I wasn't even aware of what month it was till now, lol.

Don't worry, she returned the favor <3

True story: My mom completely no-sold my birth. Didn't even take an epidural for it.

My mom was actually told to abort me...By her doctor...Sometimes I wonder...

On the day of my birth, I was stuck in the middle of the birth canal of my mother due to lack of dilation for about a minute. Both the obstetrician and the nurses on duty had to run everywhere to see what other options there were, luckily everything went well (Although to be honest, if I had left instantly, maybe my mentality would have been different, that is, I am the type "Asperger" and introvert).

In short, things that happen and life as always capricious :I