So I just definitely leaned against a tree near my apartment (one of those small ones that they planted probably no more than a year ago, you know, the ones they put ropes on to make it grow straight) and it fucking snapped off like it was nothing. Does anyone know what the legality of this shit is? Am I in trouble? I ask cause I shitfaced again, as usual. It's so embarrassing for you to see that as an excuse again, but like I said, the only time that you hear from me is when I get drenched in liquor, so there is a selection bias here...