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The mommy connoisseur | Registered: Apr 17, 2021 01:45

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Random Alan Fact: 16

3 years ago

Alan LOVES silly straws. If you give him one, he'll probably think you're basically offering to be his best friend. Because he will be a very happy boy

24 Comments

Emerald_Strike ~emeraldstrike

the wizard who obsesses to much

3 years ago

what if i give him the worlds longest silly straw? multiple colors several twists & turns.

SomeRandomHooman ~somerandomhooman

OP

The mommy connoisseur

3 years ago

He'll probably think it's too much and say he doesn't deserve it xb

Percy_the_Maple_Boy ~percythemapleboy

Hoodie-Wearing Prey

3 years ago

Well then he’s certainly not wrong there, silly straws are best straws! I mean just watching the way the drink travels is already awesome, then you’re rewarded with said drink!

SomeRandomHooman ~somerandomhooman

OP

The mommy connoisseur

3 years ago

Yeah! They're just fun to use in general :b

Xheilious ~xheilious

Fursuit Maker & Artist

3 years ago

silly straws are amazing.

SomeRandomHooman ~somerandomhooman

OP

The mommy connoisseur

3 years ago

Indeed, they are spectacular

DMStylus3 ~dmstylus3

Cheesy Birb

3 years ago

*Eris shows Alan a silly straw.*

SomeRandomHooman ~somerandomhooman

OP

The mommy connoisseur

3 years ago

*He excitedly rushed over, hopping up and down and trying to reach it out of her hands*

DMStylus3 ~dmstylus3

Cheesy Birb

3 years ago

*She then gives it to him.*

SomeRandomHooman ~somerandomhooman

OP

The mommy connoisseur

3 years ago

*he holds ot happily, giggling*

DMStylus3 ~dmstylus3

Cheesy Birb

3 years ago

Eris: "Want a drink to use it in?~"

SomeRandomHooman ~somerandomhooman

OP

The mommy connoisseur

3 years ago

"Mm.. Sure!"

DMStylus3 ~dmstylus3

Cheesy Birb

3 years ago

*She hands him a glass of milk.*

SomeRandomHooman ~somerandomhooman

OP

The mommy connoisseur

3 years ago

*He drank from the glass using the straw*

DMStylus3 ~dmstylus3

Cheesy Birb

3 years ago

Eris: "Like it?~"

SomeRandomHooman ~somerandomhooman

OP

The mommy connoisseur

3 years ago

"V-Very much!"

Mr-siny-cat ~mr-siny-cat

3 years ago

Hm...well here's a bendy straw! ^w^ *shows bendy straw*

SomeRandomHooman ~somerandomhooman

OP

The mommy connoisseur

3 years ago

Woaah! G-Gimme, gimme!

Mr-siny-cat ~mr-siny-cat

3 years ago

Hehe alright, here ya go! ^^ *gives you the bendy straw*

SomeRandomHooman ~somerandomhooman

OP

The mommy connoisseur

3 years ago

*Happily fiddles and tosses it around before hugging you* T-Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Mr-siny-cat ~mr-siny-cat

3 years ago

*purrs and hugs back* anytime buddy! *pulls out another straw and plays it with you*

SomeRandomHooman ~somerandomhooman

OP

The mommy connoisseur

3 years ago

Wowwie.. How many of those do you have? That mist be a loooott.. o.o
*Gasps, surprised by the other straw*

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SomeRandomHooman ~somerandomhooman

OP

The mommy connoisseur

3 years ago

Huh? Oh no.. Well, das okay.. You don't have to have any!

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