Why do I feel the urge to draw a Sans face on an egg and make it explode in the microwave now?

god that'd be such a wasteful experience but i would not judge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfcAVejslrU maybe this helps with finding sleep? the song was specificaly made to relax and its warned to not listen to while driving a car.

Over the counter sleeping pills, 3 days in a row. If they don't work, try again a week later. If they give you restless leg, try Melatonin instead.

Don't give up sleep.

i actually take 3-5mg melatonin a night and have stopped drinking coffee like i did in college

literally no difference haha, i wanna meet the folks out there who tell me "oh it's life changing to quit soda/coffee/etc" cos it's been quite a few years and i'm still feeling pretty shitty ngl, working out and going to bed at regular hours and all that "healthy" stuff

Same, I'm immune to caffeine. Only life-changing part is the sugar, which is nice to be rid of for lifting.

It may sound corny, but do whatever you can to make your bed\sleeping area 'cozy'. Doesn't even matter how. Whatever makes it feel like it's specifically cozy. ....Christmas lights, lots of people like those. Shaping it more like a secret nook. LED lamp bulbs nearby in unique colors. A weighted blanket, noise machine, heard stretching does amazing things for some; whatever gets you there. I was scared when I learned how psychological sleep is, until I learned that even if you just lay there and never manage to sleep, it's still much better than never trying.

I had a bought of insomnia for a bit. Getting some exercise really helped. I just needed to be tired, I guess.

back in college i didn't have time for exercise, insomnia was HORRIBLE

now i exercise 6-7 days a week, insomnia is STILL horrible hahaha

Sorry that you’re feeling this way. Maybe spend less time on the computer or go to sleep earlier

hey, some of the best inspiration and ideas can come from crazy dreams.
even dreams that make you go "What the f**k did i just witness?!"

capussi cry-laughing

I wish I remembered my dreams, because the rare few I do remember when I wake up are always epic. You know, I think Sans would explode if you put him in a microwave, because they cook by creating vibrations on a cellular level which creates friction and thus heat. But bone is rigid, it wouldn't take well to being vibrated, and if there was any trapped moisture in those bones like marrow, they would absolutely blow up.

Draw this!
Please!

Also sleep is overrated just like avocados.

Important

Are you sure that wasn't really Joel's stream?

God do I know that feeling... I doze off too easily almost every other day because of my insomnia. You definitely do get some fun memorable dreams like these from it though. Just wish they actually happen when I WANT TO AND NEED TO SLEEP. Have you tried a weighted blanket though. Those seem to help. I can't confirm it though since they would only make things worse for me

What an odd dream, thanks for sharing.

I find a hard logic puzzle and have it saved for when I have insomnia and try to solve it.
It's a good way to wear out the mind, but then I find I don't get insomnia, because I want to do the puzzle!

There's probably a meaning to this dream. Maybe.

Aside from that, I say look for some melatonin supplements if you can. That helps me sleep.

I also have one of those weird dreams too mostly of the time, heh, so I understand.

Kinda reminds me of how I came up with my personal catchphrase, "Live hard, be a pizza"--I was rewatching Nostalgia Critic reviewing one of Hulk Hogan's movies one evening a few years ago while terribly sleep-deprived, and I was half-asleep in my chair at one point, words my ears were picking up kinda blending together, and I could've sworn I heard Hulk Hogan say "Live hard, be a pizza, brother!", which made me wake back up and type it down to remember later.

This is my religion now.

Kinda reminds me of some of the messed up dreams I've had

evicting sans undertale from living rent free in your head because you need that rent money.