on Facebook. Theres an app called Vampire Wars. And your money = blood. You get blood by: Dominate the minds of weak-willed humans and bend them to your will. Build an army of minions to help you gather fresh blood

So, I have minions. Wanna know?
I've dominated!
5 bums
3 park joggers
10 escaped mental patients
3 cops
4 highschool football teams *pets all the guys* hehe
2 blood bank nurses
1 paramedic
1 diner waitress
5 groups of NINJAS
11 mimes
24 hackers *muahahahaha*
13 college fraternaties *pulls out the paddle* I totally dominate. :P
3 psychic minions (actually I won those from the Elders)

*giggle* I like they're minions. so much fun clicking "Dominate" *always adds "the boyz"*