Non canon (probably), but fun idea!
3 years ago
What if I randomly gave Alan godlike abilities?
Basically, what happens if you give someone naive and young the abilities only mortals could dream of achieving?
It would be him mostly acting the same, but probably screaming once or twice a day after something random explodes after a silly phrase he chanted.
I guess he would have the classic godly invincibility, ability to float, etc! Just.. Would not understand the abilities themselves. Or maybe use them to just have childish fun!
Basically, what happens if you give someone naive and young the abilities only mortals could dream of achieving?
It would be him mostly acting the same, but probably screaming once or twice a day after something random explodes after a silly phrase he chanted.
I guess he would have the classic godly invincibility, ability to float, etc! Just.. Would not understand the abilities themselves. Or maybe use them to just have childish fun!
But if he did teleport, he would probably not waste a second in teleporting somewhere ideal and farther away. Though if he couldn't, he'd probably run through the walls of the bank like a cartoon character, leaving an exact human outline of himself as the shape of the hole. The perks of being a godlike entity is immaculate