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Spoiler Alert: Pinocchio
3 years ago
Have you hugged your minotaur today?
Ok, just watched the latest live action/CGI movie made from a true Disney masterpiece, Pinocchio. What can I say...!
Spoilers........
Aside from a few good moments, this is an overlong, "politically correct", misfire of that great animated cartoon. Bloated, with many pointless forgetful musical numbers added to extend the viewing time.
They screwed up the CGI Dumbo, they did the same to this.
The Blue/Black fairy. Looked nice, she can sing, but did they absolutely have to change her race?
An added on character in Stromboli's wagon. Handicapped. Why they didn't add a gay character is anybodies guess.
Monstro was changed from a whale, to a whale-ish tentacled creature. Kids can't hate on whales.
THE WORST PART.... Pinocchio didn't turn into a real boy. WTF!! Yes you read that right.
So, it becomes clear why this wasn't released to the movie theaters. Ugh.
Spoilers........
Aside from a few good moments, this is an overlong, "politically correct", misfire of that great animated cartoon. Bloated, with many pointless forgetful musical numbers added to extend the viewing time.
They screwed up the CGI Dumbo, they did the same to this.
The Blue/Black fairy. Looked nice, she can sing, but did they absolutely have to change her race?
An added on character in Stromboli's wagon. Handicapped. Why they didn't add a gay character is anybodies guess.
Monstro was changed from a whale, to a whale-ish tentacled creature. Kids can't hate on whales.
THE WORST PART.... Pinocchio didn't turn into a real boy. WTF!! Yes you read that right.
So, it becomes clear why this wasn't released to the movie theaters. Ugh.
Instead, they get the drama of releasing another piss-poor live-action remake of a cherished Disney classic. Because... priorities?
...but couldn't they get someone pretty or beautiful or sweet? I first thought she was a dude!
I won't see this CRT/PC thing. I rather wait for Guillermo del toro's version.