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The real takeaway from the Mario trailer
3 years ago
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Ain't never met somebody as kupo as me.
Yaddayadda Chris Pratt is a douche and a weird casting choice blablabla WE KNOW THIS PART ALREADY
No, the takeaway here is, Jack Black or no, how badly I still wanna have sex with Bowser. How desperately I want his cock inside me, pounding me senseless. How thrilled to pieces I'd be to ride the big guy like a [bike in Mario Kart] on a bad stretch of [track in Mario Kart].
THAT'S the important part.
No, the takeaway here is, Jack Black or no, how badly I still wanna have sex with Bowser. How desperately I want his cock inside me, pounding me senseless. How thrilled to pieces I'd be to ride the big guy like a [bike in Mario Kart] on a bad stretch of [track in Mario Kart].
THAT'S the important part.
