I'm really tired of this dumb crap...
Shows like She-Hulk that:
-force-feed us toxic woke-ism
-gender/race bend characters out of nowhere
-shit on their audience
-hide behind a shield of "If yOU dOn'T LikE tHiS yOu MUsT bE (choose your pick) rAcISt/SExiSt/a SLaVe Of tHe pAThRiaRcHY!"
and then cry misery when the sow bombs...
STOP BREAKING WHAT'S NOT BROKEN! (There is no way to see this as "fixing")
Also, fun fact, Scooby-Doo is the only Hanna & Barbera show that survived basically unchanged from its creation to this day... it outlived Flintstones, Jetsons, Yoghi Bear, Tom & Jerry and many more others... seems legit going and completely alter what is clearly working perfectly!
Race-ben Velma and turning her in an incredibly stupid toxic fan, race-bending Shag-oh, sorry-NORBERT, COMPLETELY ERASING SCOOBY DOO!
Show failing and authors complaining about "MEn haTe A sTRoNg FeMALe LeAd!" in 3... 2... 1...
Oh, who am I kidding... woke idiots will still whatch this and, if it fails, it will be because "clearly" a show that held strong for 53 YEARS is not good enough... not because you basically shitted in the face of fans by turning it into a stupid woke manifesto...

These tards making this show going out of their way to shit on the audience has time and time again shown not to work.
At this stage I'm laughing because HBO Max is already in the red and this is not helping.
What's not funny about an idiot that not only puts a bullet in his foot but jumps on a land mine he himself put there.
I've already accepted the fact that Mainstream entertainment is on a one way trip to oblivion and made peace with my childhood.
I already accepted that nothing great will come from that industry. There's nothing worth saving anymore.
The only thing left for me is be like joker and point and laugh while everything burns down.
I'm watching the train wrecking itself in slow motion and it's amazing entertainment.
Best of all it's FREE.

"These tards making this show going out of their way to shit on the audience has time and time again shown not to work."

What else can you expect from woke leftists that deny reality every waking moment or their angry existence? If it goes against their agenda or world view, they simply ignore it and keep on repeating what they do over and over again. And keep people phobes and racists when their woke shit fails. Just look at BROS.

Their ivory tower and safe bubble that is Commiefornia still holds so they can afford to get away being spoiled brats.
Rome didn't fall in a day but it did fall.

Right on every word you said!
This is why I buy my favorite shows on physical media. It can never be altered, removed or made woke to push an agenda. And no woke ass agenda pushing leftist will ever remove the confederate flag on the General Lee from my copy of The Dukes of Hazzard!

Digital sales is an incredibly dangerous idea.
It's like you own something you are unable to hold in hand.
I never jumped on the digital and cloud download bandwagon and nobody in the media
cries what happens to digital ownership once the servers inevitably shuts down.
Look at Google Stadia and its cloud service for example how it got shut down without giving any of its partner game publishers and devs any notice.
Those who still jump on the Cloud Service bandwagon after 2022 DESERVE to get screwed.

They never think through their implications, because that requires more than two brain cells to rub together to make a spark of...really anything... Aaaand yet somehow they project harder than an Epson Home Cinema Projector. I dunno. If these dunderfucks ever watched The Incredibles, then they'd do well to remember Syndrome's speech: "If EVERYONE is Super...NO ONE will be..." I know it's gonna sound like a controversial hot-take, but I believe it should be said: attempting to diversify everything, for the sake of diversity (and not inclusion, apparently, yet they think they're the same thing so because I can't believe this needs to be said, I'll say it anyway, but THEY AREN'T THE SAME THING, PEOPLE!!), only serves to accomplish the exact opposite... That being EVERYTHING will look the SAME! Or, I guess, to summarize and summon the immortal and ever-relevant Spongebob meme... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVxJ016xb4Q

Instead of making something new with the scooby doo characters as a base like how Hanna Barbera did years ago..... Do I need to say more about it.

I feel like this was someone's fan fiction art but we've travelled over to a parallel world where it's made

I want goober and the ghost chasers

It's as if blacks are unable to stand on their own two feet and lack the merit become popular by themselves
and are only capable of success by being shoved sloppy seconds and hand me downs left by whites.
That's not racist at all.

Right it's ridiculous

Same with making velma official part of the lgtq community
Kids character in a show about solving mysteries

Right? That whole pesky "thinking through your implication" thing...it just doesn't register with these woke (ya know what, I'm tired of that term: can we just call it for what it is? that being bigots/bigoted?) numb-skulls, does it?

I thought it was going to be just velma but I saw that they were going to have everyone else be different and its silly

They made the pot smoking stoner the black guy . . . So progressive.

Pot smoking stoner? Fred or shaggy?

Fred looks like the college ivy league frat boy who always gets the pretty girl (Daphne).
Shaggy is the pot smoker. (the original show aired in 1969 when Hippie was still a thing back then).
I find it Hilarious that they race swapped Shaggy into a black guy.

Oh wow

Because the left cries about tropes while pushing tropes because as
everyone knows, IT'S OK WHEN THEY DO IT!

Exactly. Diversity is power except when it involves their own back yard.

I remember when Scooby Doo was a show, made for little kids, about a group of teenagers and a talking dog who go around solving mysteries.

I knew Velma as the smart one.

Except there is no Scooby in this show because they don't want to have violence inflicted on a dog since this is a show made for adults.
In this case I guess Scooby dodged a Nuke with this show.

I can just imagine that phone call with his agent:

"Ruuuh-UH! Ssscrew dat! I said yes to da movies, but I say NO to this!" *click*
"Well...what do we do now, sir? We can't have a Scooby property without Scooby?"
"Then just...I don't know...we'll call it Velma and race-swap two of the characters for diversity points. Twitter will LOVE that!"
"Sir, I don't think-..."
"YOU DON'T GET PAID TO THINK!!"
"...Yes sir..."

If I want to enjoy me some Scooby Doo, I will watch all of the original and far superior animated versions of it. I am not watching this woke leftist remake crap version of it. F that shit. Not even going bother sailing the high seas for this agenda pushing crap.

I made my peace with media already.
I'm happy that I still have access to legacy material.
I'm just laughing at the new crap coming out and the drama laden feedback.

Well should we be surprised? So much for staying with the original source material...

Another childhood show shot to hell.

Makes you wonder which more Hanna-Barbera ip from the 60s and 79s Warner is willing to turn woke once they depleted their 80s and 90s roster.
Like Johhny's Quest where they turn Johnny and Hadji into lovers.

Oh god I didn't need that... try late 1960s and 70s. I'm over 65 so I remember when a lot of the H&B cartoons came out first run in the 80s they were revamping some of the older stuff.

Scooby Doo without Sooby, what's even the point? Even so, I feel a lot of the anger is directed at the wrong thing when it's just that the entire thing is just horrible.

But then again, I've gone numb to remakes and reboots this bad ever since what they did to Thomas

They took away Scooby because this is a sort of Rated-R cartoon.
No violence towards dogs but slaughtering people of color is considered kosher.
Animal lover Adolf Hitler would approve.
Who even asked for a Rated-R Scooby Doo?

That one meme of the board meeting of the only guy who has a good, smart idea being thrown out the skyscraper window is suddenly looking more and more to be our stark reality. Eh...it's Scooby Doo, though...I never really gave too much care towards it; it was just that show I had to watch whenever I was home sick from school (that or...*shudder*...Dora the Explorer...) >.>

It's a Scooby Doo show without Scooby Doo.
They took away Scooby because they considered the show too violent for a dog to be in.
But it's okay to slaughter the racial swapped people of color.
Funny that the woke clique who are so used to labeling those why disagree with them as Nazis
would undertake a show with the same moral priorities that Adolf Hitler as an animal lover would approve.
AMAZING.

Says a lot about their priorities, don't it? Also, yeah, what bollocks is that? I can name SEVERAL films Scoob's been in that would disprove the notion; he fought off a cult of angry cat-people subjugating pissed-off ghost-pirate zombies to their whim! These people are seriously scuffed to think WB hasn't done anything violent with the Scooby-Doo property! >.>