Damn you you fat bitchy, always yaking on my bed premadonna doomcat! Once again, my world has been flipped upside-down by a housecat. Her name is Nifty, and when she walks across my keyboard, shit fuggin happens... like expanding my screen to fit 2-3 screens when I only have the one. messing up my keyboard config to make me type like I'm having a stroke... GETTING A LITTER BOX GRANUAL STUCK IN MY KEYBOARD THAT MAKES MY WINDOWS HAVE A SEIZURE! Cat... I'm gonna level with you.... either you fuck with my keyboard in a way that turns me into Freakazoid or you're fat furry butt is gonna be a hat cause I'm tired of you hecking with my technology.


*muffled noises that indicate mental breakdown caused by cat*