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I want to do more cute commissions
3 years ago
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The problem: All of your ideas are stupid and I don't like most of you and I don't care about your characters and your characters are ugly and dumb and I don't care about your romantic life which is also dumb.
Solution: All of you create new characters specially for Whimsy commissions which are mostly things like squirrels, rats, and lop-eared rabbits and make me solely responsible for crafting their backstory and romantic history.
Problem #2: I already kind of do that because few people who commission me know what the fuck they want.
Solution #2: A Thanos-style reroll of the entire fandom wherein I hopefully end up with a better "hand" when it comes to watchers.
Conclusion: This is everybody's fault but mine.
Solution: All of you create new characters specially for Whimsy commissions which are mostly things like squirrels, rats, and lop-eared rabbits and make me solely responsible for crafting their backstory and romantic history.
Problem #2: I already kind of do that because few people who commission me know what the fuck they want.
Solution #2: A Thanos-style reroll of the entire fandom wherein I hopefully end up with a better "hand" when it comes to watchers.
Conclusion: This is everybody's fault but mine.
EnvyTheLost
~salkin18
would an already existing Chinchilla with no backstory at all work for you?
Cjros
~cjros
You know that sounds like a good idea
WhimsicalSquirrel
~whimsicalsquirrel
OP
I assume you mean Solution 2, as it's the most practical.
Takaani
~takaani
Or Solution #3: Patreon/Kofi and having people pay you to do the shit you want to do.
WhimsicalSquirrel
~whimsicalsquirrel
OP
Honestly I feel like I don't have any more momentum on that Patreon idea. Feels like something happier people with inspiration do. Or unhappy people with no scruples.
Takaani
~takaani
Fine I'll just use shinies like a pleb.
WhimsicalSquirrel
~whimsicalsquirrel
OP
I think the more tragic thing is that I can't even muster up the energy to spite these people anymore, which was gonna be the point. I mean I always used to be able to do that, no matter what else was happening.
Takaani
~takaani
Well, when spring and summer comes around again, maybe. Dat seasonal depression is a bitch on the motivation to be spiteful.
