In case you've been out of the loop for the past month or so (lucky you), Twitter got bought out by a billionaire moron and has since been experiencing a kind of long, embarrassing site-wide implosion thanks to his "management strategies". On the one hand, it had it coming-- I'd blame advertisement-driven social media for fucking up the entire Internet-- but Twitter was also a hub of operations for a lot of smut artists like myself due to its lack of restrictions on sexually explicit content. If career pornomancers like myself want to survive online, we need to diversify. WHICH HEY: Now's a great time to remind you of my various DISTRESSED EGG side accounts! Chances are, you're reading this on one right now!

🐘My MASTODON account, http://mellified.men/@distressedegg, is still my central social media base of operations. If I make any off-the-cuff shitposts or updates on how I'm feeling on a particular day, they'll probably show up there first.
🐜My COHOST account, http://cohost.org/distressedegg, is a great option if you want a more image-centric experience. Cohost is an exciting site full of cool posts and cool people, AND its admins are very chill with users posting horny art. I'm really excited about its potential!
🛌My PILLOWFORT account, http://pillowfort.social/distressedegg, is great if you're looking recapture some of that Classic LiveJournal Magic. The smut scene on there feels like it's juuust on the verge of turning into something BIG.
🐾Finally, I'm reopening my long-dormant FURAFFINITY account at http://furaffinity.net/user/distressedegg. Improbably, through everything, it has remained a thriving gallery site with an active userbase and a very permissive attitude towards posting erotica. It's a standard for a reason!

Going forward, all art posts, commission slot announcements, stream ads, and other important messages will be posted to all four of these sites. I'll also be continuing to post to my 🐤TWITTER account, http://twitter.com/distressedegg, until the site either shuts down or becomes so riddled with spambots it is rendered irrelevant. (I will not be using Facebook or Instagram. They don't like porn there, and also they're bad at advertising unless you constantly pump money into them. Tumblr is also off the table until their admins can say, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they're okay with ALL kinds of porn again, not just "female presenting nipples".) In addition, I'll also be resuming my PATREON REWIND threads I used to do on Twitter and Mastodon as individual scheduled posts, in order to backfill my Cohost, Pillowfort and Furaffinity accounts with art I haven't yet featured on there. By 2023, all five of these sites will be posting in unison alongside the gallery on my main site, http://distressedegg.fun.

So! Follow me on these sites if you use them and want to fill your timeline/dashboard/inbox with cool queer smut, and of course please consider subscribing to my Patreon at http://patreon.com/distressedegg or buying some of my merchandise at http://shop.irisjay.net to help support the production of said cool queer smut. I've got a lot of cool stuff in the works, so stay tuned, stay horny and STAY VILLAINOUS! 💗🧡💚💜🖤