King KaMayhem, what are your long-term goals? Let's say you win and defeat Ember (somehow), what does victory look like in the years to come?

'My long term goals are the most important goals of all,.... Fame!! Fortune!! And the adoration of women!! Once I best Ember, and prove that I am the greatest surfer, and the true Lord of the Waves,... Men will fear me, Women will adore me, and all the world will recognize my greatness!!! For I am King KaMayhem,... Lord of the Waves,... Master of the Surf,... Baron of the Beach,...'

Alrighty, Lucia asked questions before, but I don't think she'd be thrilled to talk to Ember's villains.
"Luckily I, Yoko Lustras will write down anything in the name of science!

Wraith, you have been seen growing giant before, but is it possible for you to also get smaller? And how do you know if Ember is immortal or not?

Bob and Pruney, if you two disagree on how to handle a situation, how does the disagreement usually get solved?

Boneheads, do you like anything aside from beer?

Wolfy, how many rivals have you had before Ember?

Smuther, what is your favourite type of music? And have you ever considered preforming alongside that famous Hula Girl?

King KaMayhem, do you ever have nights were you sit alone in a bar and think about how easily Ember defeats you? Also, I seem to be a little unclear about your feelings towards Ember?

Queen La, nice outfit. Do you go out of your way to fight Ember or any of her friends or do you attack when they... get in your way? And since your powers also came from The Dark Forces, can you also summon Boneheads? And if so, why don't you?

And finally Witchlight Naga, where do you come from and where do you go?

Hmm... I think that's all I have, and with all of you looking angerly at me, I think I should go."

The Wraith: For what purpose would I need to reduce my size? What a pointless question. Hmm,.. and you call yourself a scientist, do you not see the evidence? She does not appear to age, and on numerous occasions she has been observed being injured in battle, then she vanishes for an hour or two, and when seen again it is as though she was never hurt at all. Clearly there is something at work there keeping her young, alive and healthy, does that not sound like immortality to you?’


Bob: ‘Well, generally speaking, I come up with the ideas,…’
Pruney: ‘And I figure out how to make them work,…’
Bob: ‘Should we ever disagree on a idea we either commune with the Dark Forces for insight,…’
Pruney: ‘Or we just ask the BoneHeads.’


Boneheads: ‘Huh?’ ‘Beer?’ ‘Give beer!!’ ‘Destroy!!!’ *Glaring and brandishing weapons*


Wolfy: ‘I have had many, many rivals in my long military career, and I have bested all of them just as I shall best this leafy jungle girl as well, someday’


Smuther: ‘What a silly question, My type of music, of course. What?! How dare you suggest that I share the stage with another, much less another leaf-wearing upstart!! Are you saying she is more famous than I am?!?’


King KaMayhem: ‘I,… wait,.. what? I,… well,… no, don’t have nights like that,… or at least I haven’t, until now,… she really does defeat me quite easily, doesn’t she? I mean,… no, she just gets lucky, and hits me while I’m distracted, yes, that’s it. For I am King KaMayhem,… Lord of the Waves,… Master of the Surf,…’


Queen La: ‘Thank you, servant. I fight her when I need, I seek power and as the guardian of this island she must know its secrets, and where I can obtain the power I seek. You mean those brainless skeletons? Of course not, I summon Golems and shadows to do my bidding.’


Witchlight Naga: *Sinister demonic hissing, as her eyes glow, and everything around Yoko seems to change, the island fading away into a nightmare hellscape, seemingly in perpetual twilight, where the shadows all around seem to live and crawl, and unspeakable monstrosities hiss and howl all around her, a sight that would likely give any human nightmares for the rest of lives. Then the hellscape fades away and the island returns, as the Naga lets off chuckling demonic hissing.*

'Well you know, you're constantly being bested by someone smaller then you, but your choice I suppose. And while I see your evidence, I'm unsure of how full prove it is, since while I'm unsure how long you've observed her, but if you've done so for... let's say 5 years, some people don't change all that much, plus healing magic does also exist, which could explain how she'd be perfectly fine after being injured. You come to your own conclusions, but for my lab would need harder evidence in order to even consider looking into something as far fetched as immortality.' *She says, fully knowing she's naturally immortal herself*

'Interesting, the Boneheads picking decisions. ...That makes more sense then it should.'

'Guess that answers that.' *Slides over a tray of bear to not be destroyed*

'Aha, and has Ember been lasting much longer then whichever rival you had the longest before her?'

'Those aren't my words. ...But, one of you I watch on tv every week.'

'Aha, of course, truly amazing...' *Writes down he's got a terrible ego, is likely a narcissist and avoided the second question*

'Mmm... Oh! Uh, interesting indeed, and did I hear something about you being after her friend Lucia as well? I see... And that's due to you preferring those or just being not having the power to summon Boneheads?'

*Yoko gives a few blinks and writes down a detailed report* 'W-well, guess that's why Dr. Rilly made that memory wipper. ...I just hope that isn't in me deepest subconscious.'

The Wraith: *Grumbles* ‘Of course I have more evidence than that, which I have gathered over the years, but I do not feel inclined to share it with you, or anyone. But you seem to have given this some thought as well, could it be you are after the same thing I am, and you are trying to steal my research??’ *Narrows its eyes as lightning crackles across its claws*

Pruney: ‘It certainly can be a good tie-breaker at times’

Boneheads: ‘Beer?’ ‘Beer!!’ ‘BEER!!!’ *Happily taking the offered beer*

Wolfy: ‘Hmm? You know, I’m not sure, my military career has been a long one, and I have had so many enemies and rivals,…’

Smuther: ‘TV? Hah! Well, that shows how little talent she has, and how little taste you have. Real stars aim much higher than mere TV,… Movies!’

King KaMayhem: ‘Yes, I truly am amazing, aren’t I?’ *Begins obviously flexing his muscles for her*

Queen La: ‘Lucia? Ah yes, the blue-haired one,… she too possesses power, and the secrets of her island as well, I shall have both, in time. I do not share the same powers as those bumbling Necromancers, let them summon their petty undead, while I command more potent minions!’

Witchlight Naga: *Grins wickedly, chuckling hissingly*

'Hm, well if you want any scientist worth their salt to actually believe your theory it will need more proof, plus I have different research to conduct, so feel free to chase your wild theory.'

'Yes, the drunken skeletons... Amazing for breaking ties.'

'I see, I see...' *Writes down he just forgot his other enemies*

'You might be right there, though so far I haven't seen you on any screen. While that "leaf-wearing upstar" as you put it has a globally loved brand.'

*Barely looks up at KaMayhem flexing* 'Hm? Oh, if you say so.'

'I see, I can't really say I understand your desirer of her power considering it's mostly passive, but it's your own time your wasting I suppose. Interesting... So completely incapable of getting any type of grunts. Oh! And something interesting I saw when researching you was that you originated from another island apparently, any desirer of returning to what you left back there?'

The Wraith: ‘I don’t care about other scientists believing my theories, only about trying to pursue them themselves’ *Fire flaring from the sides of its narrowed eyes, clawed fingers gleaming menacingly*

Pruney: ‘It does work well for us, when needed.’

Smuther: ‘Hmph,… so, what you are saying, is that first I need to get rid of the competition on the path to my success?’ *Considers this*

King KaMayhem: *Keeps flexing and showing off*

Queen La: ‘Accumulating power is never a waste of time. Why would I need ‘grunts’ when I can summon useful minions? Hmm,… no, there is so much more to work with here, I will build a new, better, empire here, rather than going back to the shabby ruins I left behind there.’

'Alright dear, you do your thing then.'

'If you say so.'

'Not really, but I doubt I'll change your mind much.'

'Alright, if that's what you believe. Though interesting that you'd prefer what you have now rather then what you used to have.'

The Wraith: 'I intend to, and I suggest you stay out of my business' *Glaring once more, fire flaring from eyes before turning and vanishing in a cloud of icy mist*

Smuther: 'Exactly,... you might be onto something there,... but what would be the best way to get rid of her, I wonder? Hmm, it would have to be something showy, and I'd have to make sure everyone sees,...' *Seems lost in this new scheming as she starts to wander off.*

Queen La: 'Hmph, what I used to have is a pale comparison to what I will build here,... there is so much more power and potential here.'

'Oh, well then, there those two go I suppose.'

'Interesting, very interesting, I'll have to research that more.'

Queen La: 'Yes, you do that, now begone, I have more important things to attend to' *Waves hand dismissively*

'Well, sounds like that'll be all the answers I'll get... Oh! Hula Girl's show is almost on!' *Runs off*

*Queen La huffs and walks off along with the other villains.*

I have a few questions, but i'll try my best to ask.


To Bob and Pruney. You two may be Necromancers since you found yourselves on Nightshade Island. But do you two ever look back and say you both miss living the Luxurious high life from your "Alleged Business"?


For the Boneheads. If you and your group ever encountered a horde of zombies, would you two get along since both of your groups are the undead? Even if they offer some "Liquid persuasion"? ;)


Finally, this question is for Smuther. If a Talent Agent or Director approached you, and offered you an opportunity to be a Leading role in a movie that promised fame and fortune. Will you take it?

Bob: ‘There is nothing ‘alleged’ about our business, it was vast and powerful.’
Pruney: ‘We do miss the luxuries we used to have, but now we have true power at our disposal, an interesting trade off.’


Boneheads: ‘Huh,… Zom-Bees?’ ‘Huh,…’ ‘Beer?’ ‘Zom-bees have beer?’ ‘Rahr!’ ‘Crush Zom-bees!! Take beer!!’ ‘Crush!!’ ‘Take!!’ ‘BEER!!’


Smuther: ‘Hmm,… well,… I would have to see a script first,… I’m not foolish enough to just agree to any part,… bad decisions will kill your career before it even begins,… I mean, look at Emilio Estevez,…’

Yeah. So I have heard. And I mean........you could have both instead of trading one for the other.


Hmm okay I guess you guys just want to be the only ones around.....and hog all the booze too.


Well that is fair considering what happened to other actors like John Heder. But yikes, way to kick the guy when he's down. Then again, he never fell as hard as Orson Welles, even if he was a Director.

Pruney: 'Well, I suppose so, but can you imagine that kind of regular commute? That would be a nightmare.'

Boneheads: 'Beer!!'

Smuther: 'Exactly, you can't just take any role that is tossed at you.'

Well. It would be. Unless you had something to just portal there instantly.

Yes. Beer good. Zombies Bad.

Well that is true. Unless you're Nicholas Cage that is.

Pruney: 'Hmm,... well, I suppose that would make it alot easier, but one doesn't just find portal lying around, after all."

Boneheads: 'Beer, good!'

Smuther: 'Precisely, and even he's had some bad ones too.'

That is true. But strange things can happen to anyone.


Yes, beer good.


Yeah. I can admit he has. And considering what he blew his money on it explains a lot. But I do have the script with me if you want to consider regardless.



Well I am glad all of you were able to answer my questions :). And I would like to give my-


*Suddenly gets shoved to the ground as a light blue portal appears, as a man with a mask covering his mouth carrying a red sword and lance comes out. They look towards Bob and Pruney.*


Unknown Man: You two! I have heard a great deal about you. And your capabilities of bringing back the dead. So you must know how to bring back the dead with pure flesh and blood. Give me your secrets!

Pruney: 'Well, I suppose that is true.'

Smuther: 'He has. Hmph! Send it to my agent, I don't touch anything like that directly.'

*A collective jumble of grumbling and a random death-threat in reply*

*Bob and Pruney both blink*

Bob: 'Bring back the dead with flesh and blood? You mean like zombies?'

Boneheads: 'Crush zombies!! Take beer!!'

Pruney: 'No, I think he means like alive.'

Bob: 'Alive? Hahaha!! Yeah, we don't do that, we only deal with the undead.'

Pruney: 'Yeah, the living are far too messy,... go find some cleric or something.'

Unknown Man: Aaaargh! Useless! The lot of you! Guess if I want to do something right, I gotta do it myself! And I know just where to start. Thanks for wasting my time!

*The man walks back through the light blue portal, as it disappears behind them. At the same time, slowly getting back up, at the same time taking out a script.*

Okay.........wasn't expecting to get shoved to the ground today. But I'll send it to your agent as soon as possible, Smuther.

*The various villains shrug and wander off, a few more grumbles and death-threats heard as they go*

Smuther: "Don't call us, we'll call you" *Waving her hand dismissively as she wanders off*

Thanks for your time everybody :).

*Waves a hand out in farewell*

Witchlight Naga: *Raises a brow, then lets off a series of demonic hissing with a dismissing hand gesture*

Slissa was not one of the villains participating in this Q&A but the Draa'Qeehn generally know how to avoid the quicksand.

(Generally speaking the Villains and such on the island are not as subject to the various hazards of the island because they themselves are 'hazards' if that makes sense?)

To date Ember has not encountered any villainous jungle girl, unless you count Queen La?