Light mode?
Heresy

I'm training my eyes to become immune to the deadly brightness of a nuclear blast.
But by all means, crawl back into your coffin, you anemic vampire who can't stand more than 2 lumens shining in your face.
It's funny, though. Light mode is actually broken because it tries to display black text on the black banners of the homepage submission titles. Just goes to show how little people use Light Mode and therefore how little consideration went into it...

Indeed. Light mode is rarely given much thought, even less so when the designers themselves prefer darkmode. Mind you, I get plenty of sunlight in my day job, delivering mail, so I can handle it.
But being able to handle it does not mean wanting to, so dark mode it is, for my eyes deserve to relax after several hours of an enormous fusion reaction bombaring them with cosmic radiation.