So, I was bored, and decided to Google my name: Monhare.

Turns out, it was the shortened version of some ancient mapmaker's last name. And some foreign word I can't figure out the origin, let alone meaning, of. Oh, and I found two sites that I've never visited, let alone logged on to, where someone was using that username. I do not have accounts on either Twitter.com or Atkins.com.

So, I guess I wasn't as original as I thought. Eh.