You know, there's some horrible things that happen in the world, and there's some massive dishes of ownage that get dished out, but there is NOTHING more humiliating than having the beatdown of your life given to you by the Mario Brothers. Yes that's right, apparently stomping koopas and saving princesses just wasn't cutting the mustard and paying the bills, so the Mario Bros have resorted to mugging unwashed cabbies. There's even video of it!

http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-au&brand=ninemsn&vid=7f76eb75-c809-4a56-bb49-6a5f713e7e90&from=imbot_en-au_general&fg=rss

Enjoy!