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Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — Nope.

Been arrested? — Yep.

Kissed someone you didn't like? — Err, not really.

Slept in until 5 PM? — Oh hells yes. :D

Fallen asleep at work/school? — Back in high school, sure.

Held a snake? — Yep.

Ran a red light? — No cop, no stop.

Been suspended from school? — Aye.

Experienced love at first sight? — Nyet.

Totaled your car in an accident? — Yep. Twice. XD

Been fired from a job? — Yep.

Fired somebody? — Nope.

Sung karaoke? — Not yet. People keep telling me that I have a decent voice, so one of these days I will.!

Pointed a gun at someone? — Once, but I was too young to understand what I was doing.

Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Oh yes.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Hahaha, yes. And it was Coke, too. Owwwie.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes.

Kissed in the rain? — Nope.

Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yep.

Saw someone die? — Yes.

Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Once, I think. That's been a while.

Smoked a cigar? — Nope.

Sat on a rooftop? — Yep.

Smuggled something into another country? — Nope.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yep!

Broken a bone? — Maybe; I might have broken my finger while bowling as a kid. In any case, I bowled through the pain. Hardcore. \m/

Skipped school? — Fuck yeah.

Eaten a bug? — Yep. :3

Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes!

Ridden a motorcycle? — Yep.

Dumped someone? — Nope.

Forgotten your anniversary? — Never dated, so can't really say I have. :D

Lied to avoid a ticket? — Nope.

Ridden in a helicopter? — Nope.

Shaved your head? — No.

Blacked out from drinking? — Yes, a couple of times.

Played a prank on someone? — Hahaha, a few times.

Hit a home run? — Nah, I was always better at fielding than hitting.

Felt like killing someone? — Yep.

Cross-dressed? — Nope. And with my penchant for TG transformation, some might find that odd.

Been falling-down drunk? — Oh yes. Very much so.

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Never had one, so no.

Eaten snake? — Yep.

Marched/Protested? — Not in the sense that you're asking for. :D

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — Er, no.

Puked on an amusement ride? — Not that I can remember.

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yep. Fuck Creative Labs.

Knitted? — Nein.

Been on TV? — Yep, on the news several times.

Shot a gun? — Aye.

Skinny-dipped? — A couple of times.

Given someone stitches? — Nope.

Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — Oh hells no. I hate spicy food. >.<

Ridden a surfboard? — Nope.

Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — And half of one, too. :3

Had surgery? — Nope.

Streaked? — No!

Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Indeed. Taken by a police cruiser, too. :D

Tripped on mushrooms? — Nope.

when NOT drinking? — Shrooms + Booze = NO.

Peed on a bush? — I'm a guy. I must mark my territory.

Donated Blood? — A couple of times.

Grabbed electric fence? — Once. And only once. o.O

Eaten alligator meat? — Yep.

Eaten cheesecake? — DOUBLE FUCK YES!

Killed an animal when not hunting? — Via vehicular homicide, yes.

Peed your pants in public? — Maybe once... I was young, tho.

Snuck into a movie without paying? — Shit, I had friends that were head projectionists.

Written graffiti? — Mmmmmaybe. :3

Still love someone you shouldn't? — No.

Think about the future? — Aye.

Been in handcuffs? — Yep.

Believe in love? — Kinda.

bungee jump?- Nope, but want to.

drowned?- Came close once... but technically, if someone could answer yes to this question, wouldn't they be dead. o.O

kicked some guy in his jewels?- Yep.

ass faced?- Er, no.

ever had suicidal thoughts?- Yes.