A B.E. fairy tale
16 years ago
Me and
cmdr-a were trying to give some fairy tales really dirty features. I wrote one of them. It's based on a russian national fairy tale with a name "KOLOBOK".
A long time ago in a country far far away there lived an old man and an old woman. And they didn't have any children. So an old man told his wife to make a son made of bread and they named him Kolobok. Kolobok was a round creature with no arms or legs and don't forget he was made of bread. And old woman placed Kolobok on the corner of her window because he was still very hot.
Kolobok began to jump and started to sing:
- I will roll away from you grandma! I will roll away from you grandpa!
Then he jumped throught the window and rolled to the forest. At forest he saw a hare. The hare said:
-Kolobok-kolobok I will eat you!
Kolobok started to sing again:
-I rolled away from the grandma! I rolled away from the grandpa! I will roll away from you!
Then he rolled away and met a wolf. The wolf said:
-Kolobok-kolobok I will eat you!
Kolobok started to sing:
-I rolled away from the grandma! I rolled away from the grandpa! I rolled away from the hair! I will roll away from you!
Kolobok rolled away deeper into the forest. There he met a bear. The bear said:
-Kolobok-kolobok I will eat you!
Kolobok started to sing:
-I rolled away from the grandma! I rolled away from the grandpa! I rolled away from the hair and the wolf! I will roll away from you!
So he was rolling deeper and deeper until he saw a fox girl. She said:
-Kolobok-kolobok I will eat you!
Kolobok started to sing:
-I rolled away from the grandma! I rolled away from the grandpa! I rolled away from the hair, the wolf and the bear! I will roll away from you!
The fox smiled and told Kolobok that she hears nothing. She asked him to jump on her nose and sing again. Kolobok jumped on her nose and started to sing:
-I rolled away from the grandma! I rolled away from the grandpa...
But a smart fox nodded her head and ate Kolobok. That's where all the fun began. Her breasts started expanding quickly gaining more and more weight squirting milk all over the ground leaking from her new fat puffy nipples. She fell on her soft huge boobs which were larger than her body now. When it all was over the fox looked annoying and then she sighed:
-I'd always been told not to eat too much pastry or I will grow huge tits... I guess they were right...
PS: the true ending is that Kolobok was JUST eaten. =)
PS2: Do you have any fairy tale dirty thoughts?

A long time ago in a country far far away there lived an old man and an old woman. And they didn't have any children. So an old man told his wife to make a son made of bread and they named him Kolobok. Kolobok was a round creature with no arms or legs and don't forget he was made of bread. And old woman placed Kolobok on the corner of her window because he was still very hot.
Kolobok began to jump and started to sing:
- I will roll away from you grandma! I will roll away from you grandpa!
Then he jumped throught the window and rolled to the forest. At forest he saw a hare. The hare said:
-Kolobok-kolobok I will eat you!
Kolobok started to sing again:
-I rolled away from the grandma! I rolled away from the grandpa! I will roll away from you!
Then he rolled away and met a wolf. The wolf said:
-Kolobok-kolobok I will eat you!
Kolobok started to sing:
-I rolled away from the grandma! I rolled away from the grandpa! I rolled away from the hair! I will roll away from you!
Kolobok rolled away deeper into the forest. There he met a bear. The bear said:
-Kolobok-kolobok I will eat you!
Kolobok started to sing:
-I rolled away from the grandma! I rolled away from the grandpa! I rolled away from the hair and the wolf! I will roll away from you!
So he was rolling deeper and deeper until he saw a fox girl. She said:
-Kolobok-kolobok I will eat you!
Kolobok started to sing:
-I rolled away from the grandma! I rolled away from the grandpa! I rolled away from the hair, the wolf and the bear! I will roll away from you!
The fox smiled and told Kolobok that she hears nothing. She asked him to jump on her nose and sing again. Kolobok jumped on her nose and started to sing:
-I rolled away from the grandma! I rolled away from the grandpa...
But a smart fox nodded her head and ate Kolobok. That's where all the fun began. Her breasts started expanding quickly gaining more and more weight squirting milk all over the ground leaking from her new fat puffy nipples. She fell on her soft huge boobs which were larger than her body now. When it all was over the fox looked annoying and then she sighed:
-I'd always been told not to eat too much pastry or I will grow huge tits... I guess they were right...
PS: the true ending is that Kolobok was JUST eaten. =)
PS2: Do you have any fairy tale dirty thoughts?
We came up with Rapunzel rapunzel let down your....TITS D:!
And the Baba Yaga one with the river of milk....with the actual source of the river..
And possibly Sleeping beauty >_> Where she eats the apple and her tits knock her out cold like a light! XD
As for another one...you could turn rapunzel into a guy or a herm and make it into RAPE Unzel <.< And have let down your dick or something xD I dunno I'm fucking out of my mind currently.