I can't decide if I want to be the huge pink lady or one of her cartakers.

In my headcanon, those "cuddle-mongers" don't care what gender their "victim" is (term used ironically). They just love "punishing" them with public pampering aplenty! u///w///u

They sound lovely, do they like kisses?

They do, but they prefer to give rather than receive. u///w///u They especially love to kiss their helpless pet blubber blob all over the softest, most sensitive, and most bulgy parts of their blubbery body while others take turns kissing the blob's blushy face. >/////w/////< And the brighter the blob blushes, the more they get cuddled, caressed, tickled, and kissed all over! };3 And group-hugged too.

"And that happens forever." ~Nathan Explosion

Sound amazing.