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Of Marvels and Marvels: Eelctric Boogaloo
2 years ago
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Been a minute since I've done this type of thing. But y'all should know me by now when it comes to this type of thing. I think it's becoming a thing when it comes to any superhero that, y'know, has a vagina. But I just caught the teaser for 'The Marvels'. Aaaaaaaaand like clockwork, queue the incels that'll say this'll bomb so hard yadda yadda yadda, and will point out every damn thing wrong in just this one trailer or this one scene where it'll somehow offend someone as a man.
Folks we've been through this so dang many a-times, I can't even find myself formulating any kinda of witty comeback to the sheer stupidity of any of it anymore. Surprising we haven't made any kinda game outta this yet. Not a drinking game, cuz I don't want anybody dying or going to any hospitals cuz of the whiners' sheer nonsense. Let's not get started on the comments and the equally as stupid: 'My favorite part was when." Though my favorite comment thus far has been; 'Brie Larson showed more acting and emotion in this than the first movie', once again making me ask these 3 questions: "What the hell counts as acting and/or emoting to you?' 'What movie did you see?' & 'Did you see Twilight by mistake?' And of course, complaining about how the CG looks unfinished.... IN THIS TEASER!!!!! Same old same old I've come to expect. Golly Gee Wilakers! Sure can't wait for Geeks+Gamers to make yet another 100 videos about why this movie will suck, boy howdy! Woke Woke Woke Woke Woke Woke repeated ad nauseum. "I'm not gonna spend money to watch it", and they'll see it anyway just to see how bad it is, making up a crazy imagined slight that offended them somehow.
As for moi.... I'm excited for it. I genuinely loved 'Captain Marvel', 'Ms. Marvel', and how Monica Rambeu got her powers in 'WandaVision'. Glad Goose is back and it looks like we got.... EVEN MORE FLERKINS! I'm genuinely stoked for this, y'all.
"YOU'RE JUST SHILLING OUT FOR WOKE DISNEY!" the manbabies cry out with inceltear energy. Uh huh, whatever helps ya jerk off at night, dudes.
That's all I gotta say on this. Thanks for your time ^^
Folks we've been through this so dang many a-times, I can't even find myself formulating any kinda of witty comeback to the sheer stupidity of any of it anymore. Surprising we haven't made any kinda game outta this yet. Not a drinking game, cuz I don't want anybody dying or going to any hospitals cuz of the whiners' sheer nonsense. Let's not get started on the comments and the equally as stupid: 'My favorite part was when." Though my favorite comment thus far has been; 'Brie Larson showed more acting and emotion in this than the first movie', once again making me ask these 3 questions: "What the hell counts as acting and/or emoting to you?' 'What movie did you see?' & 'Did you see Twilight by mistake?' And of course, complaining about how the CG looks unfinished.... IN THIS TEASER!!!!! Same old same old I've come to expect. Golly Gee Wilakers! Sure can't wait for Geeks+Gamers to make yet another 100 videos about why this movie will suck, boy howdy! Woke Woke Woke Woke Woke Woke repeated ad nauseum. "I'm not gonna spend money to watch it", and they'll see it anyway just to see how bad it is, making up a crazy imagined slight that offended them somehow.
As for moi.... I'm excited for it. I genuinely loved 'Captain Marvel', 'Ms. Marvel', and how Monica Rambeu got her powers in 'WandaVision'. Glad Goose is back and it looks like we got.... EVEN MORE FLERKINS! I'm genuinely stoked for this, y'all.
"YOU'RE JUST SHILLING OUT FOR WOKE DISNEY!" the manbabies cry out with inceltear energy. Uh huh, whatever helps ya jerk off at night, dudes.
That's all I gotta say on this. Thanks for your time ^^
daunting, i know
And don't get me started on Eric D. July, AKA "YoungRippa" on YouTube. This ass-clown's claim to infamy is using "Get Woke, Go Broke" rhetoric directed at the Spider-Man IP to promote his own sh*tty superhero comics... which people mostly buy not because it's a good comic (it isn't), but because they're NOT giving their money to "Woke Disney" or whoever.
Oldest marketing-trick in the book. It's "Genesis Does What NintenDon't."
The fallacious logic here being "Toxic Masculinity, Therefore All Masculinity Is Toxic. Shave Off Your Beard And Chop Your Dick Off, And Maybe You'll Get A Check From George Soros."