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16 years ago
General
Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — Hell yes ;3
Been arrested? — Never had enough evidence
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Ugh....yeah I'm a nice guy.
Slept in until 5 PM? — >.> I'm part bat...do you really need to ask this question.
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Had my biological clock set for 45 minute nappies during class. And I accidentally fell asleep on break at work...Slept like 10 minutes over my break
Held a snake? — Yep my mother loved them so I grew up with the slippery bastards
Ran a red light? — Yes but don't quote me on that
Been suspended from school? — Yep yep...Lots of fights XD
Experienced love at first sight? — Lust yes, love no.
Totaled your car in an accident? — Nope...had a friend drunk and stoned Totaled my car on a beer run....bastard
Been fired from a job? — ....>.> Not technically
Fired somebody? — Hell no and I hope never too
Sung karaoke? — Nope I'm not the best singers, and I would rather not sing. Then sing and sound like someone strangling a cat.
Pointed a gun at someone? — Only out of childhood stupidity when my father and grandfather where teaching me how to shot at age 7....Does a roman candle count?
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — .....>.> "It's stupid, you're not going to get into the trunk of that car while they jump that # You gotta do it man, you did it when we did # Dude you're right I'm in" DX<
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Hello milk fountain didn't we all do that at one point. It's worse when you shoot cola out your nose....AH It burns
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — I try to do it the first of every snow fall
Kissed in the rain? — Yep, it's nice
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — ....Ummmm yeah but let's not go into that
Saw someone die? — Nope
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Duh I thought that was something everyone does once
Smoked a cigar? — I'm Italian...I'm amazed I didn't come out with one in my mouth at birth
Sat on a rooftop? — *sighs happily* Yep it's nice
Smuggled something into another country? — .....I plead the fifth
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yes and VENGEANCE WAS SWIFT!
Broken a bone? — Nope very proud of that....Busted my chin more times that I can count.
Skipped school? — Hooooo Ohhhh Yeah! A lot, I didn't want to be in school I wasn't period
Eaten a bug? — Not that I can think of, but I did grow up in a state that server home cooked bayou food so probably. You don't ask whats in it just eat.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Uh hu
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yep started ridding when I was 10 still can't wait to buy my own.
Dumped someone? — Yep, only once and it was horrible
Forgotten your anniversary? — I can barely remember close family member's birthday's anniversaries are a whole different shit-storm
Lied to avoid a ticket? — "I'm not drunk officer"
Ridden in a helicopter? — No....damn
Shaved your head? — Nope I like having my long hair thank you.
Blacked out from drinking? — Nope nor passed out, and I'm damn proud of it
Played a prank on someone? — I'm a guy....yes, yes much
Hit a home run? — Nah I sucked at baseball
Felt like killing someone? — Bear....Polar Bear....All the time
Cross-dressed? — No but I fucking want too. Have enough guys whistle at me when they see me from behind....The they see the front and are like "crap it's a guy."
Been falling-down drunk? — I haven't fallen down while drunk but I've been shit faced.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — ....Saddly yes I have...;-;
Eaten snake? — No what did they ever do to you.
Marched/Protested? — Nah not my thing, now riots there's a horse of another color
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — >.> no
Puked on an amusement ride? — No but I wanna, go all exorcist on some unsuspecting tourist
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — The twilight movies....Until I was forced to go see them
Knitted? — Yep
Been on TV? — Not that I'm aware of
Shot a gun? — Hoooo Yeah!
Skinny-dipped? — No bathing suit.....Naked time
Given someone stitches? — Again reference "Been suspended from school?"
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — Yep....Hope you got some butter and milk people
Ridden a surfboard? — Nope but a snowboard....It's just an ocean of snow really
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yep, either bad day. Or drinking contest
Had surgery? — Nope only stiched once when I was young, but other than that I'm uncut
Streaked? — Not that I can remember, but I've been drunk....alot.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Nope Dad did t every time I needed to go
Tripped on mushrooms? — I wanna, but no
when NOT drinking? — Ugh when I have work the next morning, don't have liquor, or have things too do that don't involve my beating the crap out of stuff.
Peed on a bush? — REDNECK UPBRINGING
Donated Blood? — Hell no
Grabbed electric fence? — Yeah but it didn't have much of a charge just kinded tingled the flesh
Eaten alligator meat? — Bayou food, yes and yes
Eaten cheesecake? — Yep yep
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Not that I can think of, maybe accidentally like driving or something
Peed your pants in public? — I think I might have when I was little
Snuck into a movie without paying? — yep use to do it alot. Check for a movie that I wanted to see. Check for like a 5-6 showing, then when it finished. And look for another movie that started around 10-20 minutes after the first one ended. Get a two'fer
Written graffiti? — Nope
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Maybe not sure
Think about the future? — A bit
Been in handcuffs? — Nope, no officer has ever had to put me in any and I'm not gonna let someone cuff me
Believe in love? — Hell yeah, this world would be too bleak without it
bungee jump? - No sadly
drowned? - Nope but I took to water very quickly. I'm a good swimmer. Plus POLAR-BEAR I'll swim in it if it's like 20 degrees out
kicked some guy in his jewels? - Yep yep when I was younger to quote my father "There's no such thing as dirty fighting. Just Smart fighting."
ass faced? - You wanna get punched?
ever had suicidal thoughts? - Yes alot when I was younger...Much....Much younger. But that's no more. My thoughts on suicide now it' "You wanna kill yourself do it. Quit bitching and get it over with. I ain't gonna stop you...I'll help." {Fyi my views are thus because if someone wants to die, they've lost the human will. And quiescently lost what it means to be human, and death is someones choice.}
Stolen meme from
BlackieDrakitt
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COMMISSIONS!?!?!?!?!?!
Most of these I'm waiting patiently on
alabaster_tbsb Two Super hero badges for me and my mate... Know you're busy man, but AC10 I will get a bat and beat them out of you
paiseley Small badge.....?
gideon Full color commish with 
shagydoo & 
blazedragoness. & Two stech with mine and my mate's alts..............>.>
seux TF2 avi. Re-due of the first one, she wasn't satisfied with it, just waitting coloring
atomicdog Full color, no background TF2 collage http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/972538/ {Still currently on Hold."
naynay two more of her five dollar commissions
cricket-inc Duel sketch with between me and 
dainichi
stevefarfan One cub comic entry.
skornthewolverine Halloween Icon, and Two full colors.....It's past halloween...*grumble*
Scarlett-the-Red Three person picture with me Maddie & 
AkitaStromfield
crystal-for-ever Sex Face meme of shaggy
Still have a nice big chunky list of commissions
____________________
That should be about it I'm gonna post another journal here soon with an idea for a sketch book theme stolen from a friend. She already knows I'z Teh stolen it and love it. So how's everyone?
{UPDATE!?!}
Oh and I forgot...For Christ-Cripple Sake, I burned my eye today. Hot frying grease splattered just a droplet into my eye today...MOTHER FCUK! Does that hurt.
Been arrested? — Never had enough evidence
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Ugh....yeah I'm a nice guy.
Slept in until 5 PM? — >.> I'm part bat...do you really need to ask this question.
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Had my biological clock set for 45 minute nappies during class. And I accidentally fell asleep on break at work...Slept like 10 minutes over my break
Held a snake? — Yep my mother loved them so I grew up with the slippery bastards
Ran a red light? — Yes but don't quote me on that
Been suspended from school? — Yep yep...Lots of fights XD
Experienced love at first sight? — Lust yes, love no.
Totaled your car in an accident? — Nope...had a friend drunk and stoned Totaled my car on a beer run....bastard
Been fired from a job? — ....>.> Not technically
Fired somebody? — Hell no and I hope never too
Sung karaoke? — Nope I'm not the best singers, and I would rather not sing. Then sing and sound like someone strangling a cat.
Pointed a gun at someone? — Only out of childhood stupidity when my father and grandfather where teaching me how to shot at age 7....Does a roman candle count?
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — .....>.> "It's stupid, you're not going to get into the trunk of that car while they jump that # You gotta do it man, you did it when we did # Dude you're right I'm in" DX<
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Hello milk fountain didn't we all do that at one point. It's worse when you shoot cola out your nose....AH It burns
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — I try to do it the first of every snow fall
Kissed in the rain? — Yep, it's nice
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — ....Ummmm yeah but let's not go into that
Saw someone die? — Nope
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Duh I thought that was something everyone does once
Smoked a cigar? — I'm Italian...I'm amazed I didn't come out with one in my mouth at birth
Sat on a rooftop? — *sighs happily* Yep it's nice
Smuggled something into another country? — .....I plead the fifth
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yes and VENGEANCE WAS SWIFT!
Broken a bone? — Nope very proud of that....Busted my chin more times that I can count.
Skipped school? — Hooooo Ohhhh Yeah! A lot, I didn't want to be in school I wasn't period
Eaten a bug? — Not that I can think of, but I did grow up in a state that server home cooked bayou food so probably. You don't ask whats in it just eat.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Uh hu
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yep started ridding when I was 10 still can't wait to buy my own.
Dumped someone? — Yep, only once and it was horrible
Forgotten your anniversary? — I can barely remember close family member's birthday's anniversaries are a whole different shit-storm
Lied to avoid a ticket? — "I'm not drunk officer"
Ridden in a helicopter? — No....damn
Shaved your head? — Nope I like having my long hair thank you.
Blacked out from drinking? — Nope nor passed out, and I'm damn proud of it
Played a prank on someone? — I'm a guy....yes, yes much
Hit a home run? — Nah I sucked at baseball
Felt like killing someone? — Bear....Polar Bear....All the time
Cross-dressed? — No but I fucking want too. Have enough guys whistle at me when they see me from behind....The they see the front and are like "crap it's a guy."
Been falling-down drunk? — I haven't fallen down while drunk but I've been shit faced.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — ....Saddly yes I have...;-;
Eaten snake? — No what did they ever do to you.
Marched/Protested? — Nah not my thing, now riots there's a horse of another color
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — >.> no
Puked on an amusement ride? — No but I wanna, go all exorcist on some unsuspecting tourist
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — The twilight movies....Until I was forced to go see them
Knitted? — Yep
Been on TV? — Not that I'm aware of
Shot a gun? — Hoooo Yeah!
Skinny-dipped? — No bathing suit.....Naked time
Given someone stitches? — Again reference "Been suspended from school?"
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — Yep....Hope you got some butter and milk people
Ridden a surfboard? — Nope but a snowboard....It's just an ocean of snow really
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yep, either bad day. Or drinking contest
Had surgery? — Nope only stiched once when I was young, but other than that I'm uncut
Streaked? — Not that I can remember, but I've been drunk....alot.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Nope Dad did t every time I needed to go
Tripped on mushrooms? — I wanna, but no
when NOT drinking? — Ugh when I have work the next morning, don't have liquor, or have things too do that don't involve my beating the crap out of stuff.
Peed on a bush? — REDNECK UPBRINGING
Donated Blood? — Hell no
Grabbed electric fence? — Yeah but it didn't have much of a charge just kinded tingled the flesh
Eaten alligator meat? — Bayou food, yes and yes
Eaten cheesecake? — Yep yep
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Not that I can think of, maybe accidentally like driving or something
Peed your pants in public? — I think I might have when I was little
Snuck into a movie without paying? — yep use to do it alot. Check for a movie that I wanted to see. Check for like a 5-6 showing, then when it finished. And look for another movie that started around 10-20 minutes after the first one ended. Get a two'fer
Written graffiti? — Nope
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Maybe not sure
Think about the future? — A bit
Been in handcuffs? — Nope, no officer has ever had to put me in any and I'm not gonna let someone cuff me
Believe in love? — Hell yeah, this world would be too bleak without it
bungee jump? - No sadly
drowned? - Nope but I took to water very quickly. I'm a good swimmer. Plus POLAR-BEAR I'll swim in it if it's like 20 degrees out
kicked some guy in his jewels? - Yep yep when I was younger to quote my father "There's no such thing as dirty fighting. Just Smart fighting."
ass faced? - You wanna get punched?
ever had suicidal thoughts? - Yes alot when I was younger...Much....Much younger. But that's no more. My thoughts on suicide now it' "You wanna kill yourself do it. Quit bitching and get it over with. I ain't gonna stop you...I'll help." {Fyi my views are thus because if someone wants to die, they've lost the human will. And quiescently lost what it means to be human, and death is someones choice.}
Stolen meme from
BlackieDrakitt____________________
COMMISSIONS!?!?!?!?!?!
Most of these I'm waiting patiently on
alabaster_tbsb Two Super hero badges for me and my mate... Know you're busy man, but AC10 I will get a bat and beat them out of you
paiseley Small badge.....?
gideon Full color commish with 
shagydoo & 
blazedragoness. & Two stech with mine and my mate's alts..............>.>
seux TF2 avi. Re-due of the first one, she wasn't satisfied with it, just waitting coloring 
atomicdog Full color, no background TF2 collage http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/972538/ {Still currently on Hold."
naynay two more of her five dollar commissions
cricket-inc Duel sketch with between me and 
dainichi
stevefarfan One cub comic entry.
skornthewolverine Halloween Icon, and Two full colors.....It's past halloween...*grumble*
Scarlett-the-Red Three person picture with me Maddie & 
AkitaStromfield
crystal-for-ever Sex Face meme of shaggyStill have a nice big chunky list of commissions
____________________
That should be about it I'm gonna post another journal here soon with an idea for a sketch book theme stolen from a friend. She already knows I'z Teh stolen it and love it. So how's everyone?
{UPDATE!?!}
Oh and I forgot...For Christ-Cripple Sake, I burned my eye today. Hot frying grease splattered just a droplet into my eye today...MOTHER FCUK! Does that hurt.
Maybe I should add. Had a sexy FA fur moan your name: yes. *smirks as he tease hir.*