something to do with scat

The cat snores. Cat. Snores. CatSnores. CatS. Cats... Rearrange the S.... SCAT! omgwtfbbq deduction.

I don't know you..

are you stalking me or something

You and your bits wish!

Barrel roll?

Go for the record!!! :D

I'm gonna do things to you in your sleep >:E

Can I watch? And help!

We can make it a sexay partay.

Sounds hawt

Sleep tight. =3

FUCK YEAAAAAHHH! SLEEPING X-TREEEEEEEEME!!!!!!!!11111!111~~!!11
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......................

APRIL FOOL'S

GASP!!!! *scandalized!*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

(pokes you) Are you asleep yet?

(pokes you) Are you asleep yet?

(pokes you) Are you asleep yet?

(pokes you) Are you asleep yet?

(pokes you) Are you asleep yet?

POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Catnip.

Sits on your bedpost and whispers "What the hell was i supposed to say?... um... pauly shore? al gore? sweep the damn floor? why in the hell does the house shake when you snore? I have pics of you boning a boar? Theres a transvestite gorrilla outside your bedroom door? Oh yes! i have it! NEVERMORE!" I cry, and then explode in a puff of black feathers.
You jerk from sleep, looking around wildly as feathers flutter down to cover everything.
"Damn ravens!" you grumble as you roll over, pulling the covers over your head...

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil! - prophet still if bird or devil!"

Ha, good one.

Non-consensual ear sex time! (NCERT)

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*purrs, silently*

If you sleep, you let your gaurd down, then the goverment can steal your cheese.

*hug*