In the beginning there was lifeless rock. Then there was FWOOM, dragon as big as the sky itself! Fwoom looked upon this rock and said "It does not bare the mark of ME!"

And so he expelled himself upon it. His piss formed the oceans, his mighty turds the land. His belches made the air and his farts the wind. And he looked upon this world and thought. "Better, but what good is it if there is nothing to witness the glory of my stench?"

And so he masturbated, over and over, and ejaculated thousands upon thousands of smaller dragons upon the world.

In doing so he expelled his divinity, diminishing it into the smaller dragons. As such they required sustenance. Of the piss oceans they drank and the dung earth they ate and the belches they breathed. But they still could not find true sustenance. And so they ate each other. They feasted upon each other until there were but a few score of them left.

Seeing this Fwoom said "I shall use the last of myself, and create for you my worshippers true sustenance."

And from his dung he carved all the creatures of the world. Foxes, Lions, Hyenas, Deer, Horses, and all.

"These are your sustenance" he said. "Your prey. Feast upon them for you have dominion over the world which I have shat. They will multiply, and flourish, and through them you will continue."

And so it is why that we feed ourselves to dragons.