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Occam's Emporium
2 years ago
This is the about/index page for Occam's Emporium! About is here, index is below.
So what is OE? This is a prose project taking you, the reader, on an interactive browse through a fantasy sex shop.
Each post is an "entry" in the catalogue, providing short narrative based descriptions as you inspect items/sets of items.
The first batch included 5 entries alongside the introduction story, but subsequent updates are likely to be only one or two at a time.
Things might minutely change or update as we go along, but it'll likely only be little things like wording changes.
Also, please please PLEASE if you notice any discrepancies please let me know, links not working or going to wrong place etc., I'll try and get them fixed asap!
Suggestions for additions to the catalogue are welcome, though I can't guarantee any will make it in or have entries dedicated to them unfortunately.
Unlike traditional erotica - of the likes that can be found on the rest of my profile - this doesn't really intend to be prime masturbation material; it's more aimed to tickle the mind, inspiring and scratching curiosities. So hopefully you'll enjoy what Occam has to show you, and happy browsing!
Update:
The narrative entries continue!
Navigation:
Intro - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - About/Index
Index:
Introduction story
Changelog
Living Insertables and Masturbators:
A basket of tentacles of varying shapes and sizes.
A collection of standard looking dildos, in the many shapes that different species tend to have, complete with balls.
A fleshlight with a mouth shaped opening at the end.
A pair of fleshlights, one with an anus shaped opening, the other vagina shaped.
A plain looking dildo, but with a mass of very small tentacles at the base.
A seemingly plain looking buttplug.
A translucent looking buttplug, but clearly not of any material you can identify.
An unusually shaped dildo, with a large mass where testicles would be on others.
Pills:
“Spectre and Spectacular’s Extreme Muscle-gain Boosters”.
“Spectre and Spectacular’s Extreme Weight-gain Boosters”.
“Dr. A. Rouse’s Concoction for Excitement”.
“Spectre and Spectacular’s Phallus Growth Pills”.
“Spectre and Spectacular’s Bosom Growth Pills”.
"Dr. Spectre’s Anti-Remedy for Sweat and Odor”.
“Dr. A. Rouse’s Continence Reversal Mechanisms”.
“Dr. A. Rouse’s Magnificent Elasticity Multipliers”.
“Dr. Spectre’s Sensory Nullification Capsules”.
“Dr. Spectre’s Sensory Enhancement Capsules”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Mucus”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Saliva”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Emesis”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Lactation”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Urine”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Feces”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Perspiration”.
“Drs. Rouse and Spectacular’s System for Summoning Eructations”.
“Drs. Rouse and Spectacular’s System for Summoning Flatulence”.
“Dr. Spectre’s Ejaculate Increasing Tablets”.
A table laden with a variety of collars, with a list of available enchantments posted beside them:
Sealing
Obedience, inclination
Obedience, total
Dizziness
Infatuation
Incontinence
Arousal
Intelligence-sapping
Invisibility
Aesthetic Garments:
A couple of deep green vines, draped lazily off a coat hanger.
A stylised collar with a small bell in place of a tag.
A stylised collar with a small cartoonish bone in place of a tag.
An ominous collection of shaped, fleshy looking sheets, hung from clothespins.
A box, the size of a reasonably large makeup case.
Pairs of underwear displayed inside out, with swirling portals embedded in the crotch and ass.
Gags and various harnesses with swirling portals embedded in them.
A rune-etched device, obviously originally crafted from a handheld barcode scanner.
A folded up adult size diaper.
A collection of items marked by a sign reading “ABDL Suite”.
A measuring jug of shiny black liquid.
A cricket ball sized sphere of a shiny black material.
A screw top jar of pink-white powder.
A comically large magnifying glass, with runes etched into the handle.
A small pile of various bondage gear.
An intricately embossed scalpel, with a plastic cover over the blade.
A steel ring, about five centimeters in diameter.
A leather bondage hood.
A closed golden pocket watch, with swirling patterns engraved on the covers.
A set of three condom packets rolled up.
A small, miniature sized chair, made of robust wood and leather.
A pawful of stickers, mostly lock and cancel symbols.
A pair of what appear to be limpets.
A large bowl of thick gel, alongside a small spray bottle filled with clear liquid.
A dark orb, not unlike the crystal ball Occam showed.
An incense sized dowel of wood.
Small bags of colorful, powdery tablets.
Behind you, you see a selection of items locked away in the jewelry case Occam was leaning on:
A cup measure of swirling, sparkling liquid.
A severed end of a mains power adapter, sometimes twitching.
A lump of gross, fleshy tissue that can’t seem to sit still.
A pawful of pink truffles - innocuous looking candies.
So what is OE? This is a prose project taking you, the reader, on an interactive browse through a fantasy sex shop.
Each post is an "entry" in the catalogue, providing short narrative based descriptions as you inspect items/sets of items.
The first batch included 5 entries alongside the introduction story, but subsequent updates are likely to be only one or two at a time.
Things might minutely change or update as we go along, but it'll likely only be little things like wording changes.
Also, please please PLEASE if you notice any discrepancies please let me know, links not working or going to wrong place etc., I'll try and get them fixed asap!
Suggestions for additions to the catalogue are welcome, though I can't guarantee any will make it in or have entries dedicated to them unfortunately.
Unlike traditional erotica - of the likes that can be found on the rest of my profile - this doesn't really intend to be prime masturbation material; it's more aimed to tickle the mind, inspiring and scratching curiosities. So hopefully you'll enjoy what Occam has to show you, and happy browsing!
Update:
The narrative entries continue!
Navigation:
Intro - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - About/Index
Index:
Introduction story
Changelog
Living Insertables and Masturbators:
A basket of tentacles of varying shapes and sizes.
A collection of standard looking dildos, in the many shapes that different species tend to have, complete with balls.
A fleshlight with a mouth shaped opening at the end.
A pair of fleshlights, one with an anus shaped opening, the other vagina shaped.
A plain looking dildo, but with a mass of very small tentacles at the base.
A seemingly plain looking buttplug.
A translucent looking buttplug, but clearly not of any material you can identify.
An unusually shaped dildo, with a large mass where testicles would be on others.
Pills:
“Spectre and Spectacular’s Extreme Muscle-gain Boosters”.
“Spectre and Spectacular’s Extreme Weight-gain Boosters”.
“Dr. A. Rouse’s Concoction for Excitement”.
“Spectre and Spectacular’s Phallus Growth Pills”.
“Spectre and Spectacular’s Bosom Growth Pills”.
"Dr. Spectre’s Anti-Remedy for Sweat and Odor”.
“Dr. A. Rouse’s Continence Reversal Mechanisms”.
“Dr. A. Rouse’s Magnificent Elasticity Multipliers”.
“Dr. Spectre’s Sensory Nullification Capsules”.
“Dr. Spectre’s Sensory Enhancement Capsules”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Mucus”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Saliva”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Emesis”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Lactation”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Urine”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Feces”.
“Doc Spectacular’s Tremendous Multiplicatory Bodily Inducements: Perspiration”.
“Drs. Rouse and Spectacular’s System for Summoning Eructations”.
“Drs. Rouse and Spectacular’s System for Summoning Flatulence”.
“Dr. Spectre’s Ejaculate Increasing Tablets”.
A table laden with a variety of collars, with a list of available enchantments posted beside them:
Sealing
Obedience, inclination
Obedience, total
Dizziness
Infatuation
Incontinence
Arousal
Intelligence-sapping
Invisibility
Aesthetic Garments:
A couple of deep green vines, draped lazily off a coat hanger.
A stylised collar with a small bell in place of a tag.
A stylised collar with a small cartoonish bone in place of a tag.
An ominous collection of shaped, fleshy looking sheets, hung from clothespins.
A box, the size of a reasonably large makeup case.
Pairs of underwear displayed inside out, with swirling portals embedded in the crotch and ass.
Gags and various harnesses with swirling portals embedded in them.
A rune-etched device, obviously originally crafted from a handheld barcode scanner.
A folded up adult size diaper.
A collection of items marked by a sign reading “ABDL Suite”.
A measuring jug of shiny black liquid.
A cricket ball sized sphere of a shiny black material.
A screw top jar of pink-white powder.
A comically large magnifying glass, with runes etched into the handle.
A small pile of various bondage gear.
An intricately embossed scalpel, with a plastic cover over the blade.
A steel ring, about five centimeters in diameter.
A leather bondage hood.
A closed golden pocket watch, with swirling patterns engraved on the covers.
A set of three condom packets rolled up.
A small, miniature sized chair, made of robust wood and leather.
A pawful of stickers, mostly lock and cancel symbols.
A pair of what appear to be limpets.
A large bowl of thick gel, alongside a small spray bottle filled with clear liquid.
A dark orb, not unlike the crystal ball Occam showed.
An incense sized dowel of wood.
Small bags of colorful, powdery tablets.
Behind you, you see a selection of items locked away in the jewelry case Occam was leaning on:
A cup measure of swirling, sparkling liquid.
A severed end of a mains power adapter, sometimes twitching.
A lump of gross, fleshy tissue that can’t seem to sit still.
A pawful of pink truffles - innocuous looking candies.
KodigoZoot
~kodigozoot
Really cool concept!
