Stolen from Scooter Squirrel


Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — yes

Been arrested? — No.

Kissed someone you didn't like? — yes

Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes.

Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes.

Held a snake? — yes

Ran a red light? — yes

Been suspended from school? — No.

Experienced love at first sight? — yes.

Totaled your car in an accident? — several times

Been fired from a job? — yes

Fired somebody? — yes

Sung karaoke? — no

Pointed a gun at someone? — no

Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes.

Kissed in the rain? — yes

Had a close brush with death (your own)? - yeah

Saw someone die? — No.

Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No.

Smoked a cigar? — No.

Sat on a rooftop? — Yes.

Smuggled something into another country? — yes

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — yes

Broken a bone? — The kid broke one of my fingers

Skipped school? — Yes

Eaten a bug? — yeah

Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes.

Ridden a motorcycle? — no

Dumped someone? — Yes.

Forgotten your anniversary? —yes

Lied to avoid a ticket? — No.

Ridden in a helicopter? — no

Shaved your head? — No.

Blacked out from drinking? — No.

Played a prank on someone? — Yes.

Hit a home run? — No.

Felt like killing someone? — Yes.

Cross-dressed? — yes

Been falling-down drunk? — No

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — yeah .

Eaten snake? — No.

Marched/Protested? — No.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No.

Puked on an amusement ride? — No, after though.

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes

Knitted? — No.

Been on TV? — Yeah.

Shot a gun? — Yes.

Skinny-dipped? — Yep!

Given someone stitches? — No.

Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No

Ridden a surfboard? — No.

Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? —No

Had surgery? — yeah .

Streaked? — Does driving nude count?

Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No.

Tripped on mushrooms? — no.

when NOT drinking? — No.

Peed on a bush? — Yes.

Donated Blood? — no.

Grabbed electric fence? — No.

Eaten alligator meat? — No.

Eaten cheesecake? — Yes.

Killed an animal when not hunting? — Sadly yes. Not intentional though.

Peed your pants in public? — I am sure I probably did when I was young.

Snuck into a movie without paying? — No

Written graffiti? — Yes

Still love someone you shouldn't? —Yes.

Think about the future? — all the time.

Been in handcuffs? — Oh, yes.

Believe in love? — Yes.

bungee jump? - No.

drowned? -sorta.

kicked some guy in his jewels? - Yes.

ass faced? - what?

ever had suicidal thoughts? - Yes.