i've been a miner for some plane porn gold
2 years ago
seriously, i look at major social media sites like Twitter, Tumblr, facebook, and Instagram...other furry art sites like Sofurry, Weasyl, Inkbunny, and Furrynetwork...eastern sites like Pixiv and VK...imageboard/thread sites like the Booru Network, Reddit, and 4chan...paywall art sites like Patreon, Subscribestar, and Boosty...IM programs like Skype, Telegram, Discord...along with all the other random sources of material like Deviantart, Ifunny, deep web archives, personal websites, etc...
...and all i see are giant mountains...mountains forming a vast and colossal range that is the internet...of which i am but a tiny little ant next to...and in my hand i have a single pickaxe, and in the other a pan...for i know that there is gold in them hills! and that gold is plane porn...delicious, delicious plane porn!
and i'm not talking about the pyrite that is hyper aeromorphs, no, im talking pure gold...the feral plane porn pics; the golden nuggets that i can see glistening amongst the dirt and rock, the kind i can marvel at its luster right away with no other effort needed! the second kind of gold i'm after is the ore...proportional humanoid aeromorphs; just as valuable but requiring a little more effort to process into something lustrous.
the thought of all this gold hiding away where i cant get at it disturbs me in a way i cant quite describe, so i'll do my best to mine away at what i can, do some digging here and there...pan in the runoff from these mountains...because the price of getting dirty and exhausted is totally worth it if it results in something good!
some of these mountains i know better than others, some have actual mines rather than surface digs, but either way, i know there is content i'm missing out on and the thought annoys and disturbs me. i can only do so much as one person! what i want is an algorithm that searches for and collects every single plane porn image on the internet...a strip mining operation that can find the gold no matter what mountain its in, mine it, and refine it all in one location!
maybe someday this will happen, where all the plane porn miners of the internet can share their finds with like minded people, spread the wealth around and all of that...but alas, i doubt that will ever happen. so for now it looks like all we have are our trusty pickaxes and reliable pans...a bunch of little ants digging and searching diligently for the content they care about...
...and all i see are giant mountains...mountains forming a vast and colossal range that is the internet...of which i am but a tiny little ant next to...and in my hand i have a single pickaxe, and in the other a pan...for i know that there is gold in them hills! and that gold is plane porn...delicious, delicious plane porn!
and i'm not talking about the pyrite that is hyper aeromorphs, no, im talking pure gold...the feral plane porn pics; the golden nuggets that i can see glistening amongst the dirt and rock, the kind i can marvel at its luster right away with no other effort needed! the second kind of gold i'm after is the ore...proportional humanoid aeromorphs; just as valuable but requiring a little more effort to process into something lustrous.
the thought of all this gold hiding away where i cant get at it disturbs me in a way i cant quite describe, so i'll do my best to mine away at what i can, do some digging here and there...pan in the runoff from these mountains...because the price of getting dirty and exhausted is totally worth it if it results in something good!
some of these mountains i know better than others, some have actual mines rather than surface digs, but either way, i know there is content i'm missing out on and the thought annoys and disturbs me. i can only do so much as one person! what i want is an algorithm that searches for and collects every single plane porn image on the internet...a strip mining operation that can find the gold no matter what mountain its in, mine it, and refine it all in one location!
maybe someday this will happen, where all the plane porn miners of the internet can share their finds with like minded people, spread the wealth around and all of that...but alas, i doubt that will ever happen. so for now it looks like all we have are our trusty pickaxes and reliable pans...a bunch of little ants digging and searching diligently for the content they care about...
Also, I don't know how popular the aeromorph community is outside of the sources both of us know, especially on the heavily isolated and censored Chinese internet other than the few Chinese aeromorph artists on places like FA and Twitter. I may not remember my Anthrocon 2017 experience which was when I first showed off my Owen suit other than the few photos I have of few fursuiters on my phone, but I remembered attracting mostly Chinese people (mostly from China) and I never had any pictures of them taken with my phone instead of theirs. They pretty much disappeared like the phantoms at dawn after the last one had pictures with me or checking me out. I'm not sure if any photos or videos will leak from those in the Chinese furry community. I've already wasted my time searching or mining for them on Billi Billi (Chinese YouTube) and BaiDu (Chinese Google) and came out with generic results, especially with some Anthrocon videos copied from YouTube.
It's also my fault that I should've stayed at Anthrocon 2017 instead of spending one day and then went home because I would've had a bigger physical prescence back then. Anyways, I think the additional AC 2017 footage of my Owen planesuit whether taken by a Chinese citizen or another person would just be considered "lost" for now.