Meme thing
16 years ago
Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — Never met any of them in real life.
Been arrested? — Nope.
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Once... eww
Slept in until 5 PM? — Till 2 PM
Fallen asleep at work/school? — No, but felt like doing it a lot of times
Held a snake? — No.
Ran a red light? — Not yet.
Been suspended from school? — Once I as sent out of the door.
Experienced love at first sight? — Nope.
Totaled your car in an accident? — Nope luckily, but dented it against a wall in a narrow corner
Been fired from a job? — Never been employed.
Fired somebody? — Never been in a position to do so.
Sung karaoke? — Do you really want to hear me butcher pop songs with my awful singing?
Pointed a gun at someone? — A fake one.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Soo many times...
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Once, and it was sparking water... ouch.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? —Yep.
Kissed in the rain? — I'd be lucky to kiss anyone.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Not yet.
Saw someone die? — No and I don't want to.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Nope.
Smoked a cigar? — Just a mouthful, not a whole one.
Sat on a rooftop? — Nope, mine is like 45°, too steep to sit on.
Smuggled something into another country? — Nope, theres not much that you can smuggle in the EU
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Nope
Broken a bone? — When I was 4. My parents say I said "Ouch my shoulder".
Skipped school? — Not without my parents permission
Eaten a bug? — No.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — No.
Ridden a motorcycle? — I did 3200 km on my moped in 3 years.
Dumped someone? — Yes, once.
Forgotten your anniversary? — Never had a girlfriend.
Lied to avoid a ticket? — O..nce Wasn't a ticket though.
Ridden in a helicopter? — No
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — Sure!
Hit a home run? — I've never seen my house run away
Felt like killing someone? — Sometimes.
Cross-dressed? — Nope
Been falling-down drunk? — No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes
Eaten snake? — I hope that Japanese stuff I was forced to eat wasn't snake
Marched/Protested? — Once, at school
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — Mexican what?
Puked on an amusement ride? — I never go on them.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Nope.
Knitted? — I'm not THAT bored.
Been on TV? — Twice on the news, last week and 3 weeks ago, and 12 years ago at my grandfather's show.
Shot a gun? — Nope
Skinny-dipped? — What?
Given someone stitches? — Nope.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No
Had surgery? — As soon as I was born, now I have a 20 cm scar on my belly. Apart from that, no,
Streaked? — Never!
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Nah, never had to.
Tripped on mushrooms? —Absolutely not.
when NOT drinking? — Eh?
Peed on a bush? — Happened.
Donated Blood? — No, unfortunately. I wish I could, but I'm too afraid of needles.
Grabbed an electric fence? — Never seen one.
Eaten alligator meat? — Why should I?
Eaten cheesecake? — Of course I have.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Flies? Lotsa.
Peed your pants in public? — I don't think so.
Snuck into a movie without paying? — Once I think
Written graffiti? — IMHO those who write graffiti should be forced to lick the walls clean
Still love someone you shouldn't? — No
Think about the future? — Nah, I try not to.
Been in handcuffs? — No
Believe in love? — You mean a boner?
Bungee jump? — No
Drowned? — Nearly.
Kicked some guy in his jewels? - Never.
Ass faced? — No, luckily
Ever had suicidal thoughts? —Sometimes, but passed quickly
Been arrested? — Nope.
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Once... eww
Slept in until 5 PM? — Till 2 PM
Fallen asleep at work/school? — No, but felt like doing it a lot of times
Held a snake? — No.
Ran a red light? — Not yet.
Been suspended from school? — Once I as sent out of the door.
Experienced love at first sight? — Nope.
Totaled your car in an accident? — Nope luckily, but dented it against a wall in a narrow corner
Been fired from a job? — Never been employed.
Fired somebody? — Never been in a position to do so.
Sung karaoke? — Do you really want to hear me butcher pop songs with my awful singing?
Pointed a gun at someone? — A fake one.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Soo many times...
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Once, and it was sparking water... ouch.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? —Yep.
Kissed in the rain? — I'd be lucky to kiss anyone.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Not yet.
Saw someone die? — No and I don't want to.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Nope.
Smoked a cigar? — Just a mouthful, not a whole one.
Sat on a rooftop? — Nope, mine is like 45°, too steep to sit on.
Smuggled something into another country? — Nope, theres not much that you can smuggle in the EU
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Nope
Broken a bone? — When I was 4. My parents say I said "Ouch my shoulder".
Skipped school? — Not without my parents permission
Eaten a bug? — No.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — No.
Ridden a motorcycle? — I did 3200 km on my moped in 3 years.
Dumped someone? — Yes, once.
Forgotten your anniversary? — Never had a girlfriend.
Lied to avoid a ticket? — O..nce Wasn't a ticket though.
Ridden in a helicopter? — No
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — Sure!
Hit a home run? — I've never seen my house run away
Felt like killing someone? — Sometimes.
Cross-dressed? — Nope
Been falling-down drunk? — No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes
Eaten snake? — I hope that Japanese stuff I was forced to eat wasn't snake
Marched/Protested? — Once, at school
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — Mexican what?
Puked on an amusement ride? — I never go on them.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Nope.
Knitted? — I'm not THAT bored.
Been on TV? — Twice on the news, last week and 3 weeks ago, and 12 years ago at my grandfather's show.
Shot a gun? — Nope
Skinny-dipped? — What?
Given someone stitches? — Nope.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No
Had surgery? — As soon as I was born, now I have a 20 cm scar on my belly. Apart from that, no,
Streaked? — Never!
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Nah, never had to.
Tripped on mushrooms? —Absolutely not.
when NOT drinking? — Eh?
Peed on a bush? — Happened.
Donated Blood? — No, unfortunately. I wish I could, but I'm too afraid of needles.
Grabbed an electric fence? — Never seen one.
Eaten alligator meat? — Why should I?
Eaten cheesecake? — Of course I have.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Flies? Lotsa.
Peed your pants in public? — I don't think so.
Snuck into a movie without paying? — Once I think
Written graffiti? — IMHO those who write graffiti should be forced to lick the walls clean
Still love someone you shouldn't? — No
Think about the future? — Nah, I try not to.
Been in handcuffs? — No
Believe in love? — You mean a boner?
Bungee jump? — No
Drowned? — Nearly.
Kicked some guy in his jewels? - Never.
Ass faced? — No, luckily
Ever had suicidal thoughts? —Sometimes, but passed quickly
FA+

Italianfurs
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes
OBJECTION!