"Stiny! Who spilled coffee all over the plans for my death ray?!"
-Strongbadman

"New York Center, this is Flight 1234."
"Flight 1234, New York Center, go ahead."
"New York Center, Flight 1234 is being hijacked by bees. My god."
-Linkara

"You got Pokemon Blood and Crip. You got Pokemon Colored and Honkie. And now I guess you got Pokemon X chromosome and Pokemon Y chromosome."
-Black Nerd from Black Nerd Comedy

"Reminds me of the time I got shanghaied in Shanghai on a junk full of junk. I think I've been there twice."
-Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers

"Is there ever good naked on this show?!"
-Nash from What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?

"At my old school, we never got baked."
-Phoebe Terese from The Magic School Bus

"Oh, do your research. I'm not a hero, I'm a high-functioning sociopath."
-Sherlock Holmes from Sherlock

"No! One gun! And like a pouch for his nutsack!"
-Daniel O'Brien from Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder